A Happy’s Pizza just opened up in Ypsilanti, so naturally I have eaten there a few times in the last week or so. They have a $5 calzone for lunch that is made from their large pizza dough. Delicious. While I was eating this monster the other day, I throughoully read over the menu and couldn’t help wondering, “Who orders this shit?” I’m sure the seafood and ribs would be tasty if I gave them a try, but I just can’t imagine ordering ocean pearch, catfish or ribs for delivery from a pizza place. Now that I think about it, I would like to see what kind of box they bring a whole slab of ribs to you in.
Past that, the combinations they have there are just weird. For instance,
The Giant Family Special
1 Large Pizza
1 Whole Slab or Ribs
6 pc. Chicken
1 Large Order of Fries
Cole Slaw
Now I’m not one to complain about recieving a large amount and variety of food, but that’s just ridiculous. Who eats ribs with pizza and then finishes it off with chicken???
Pizza & Shrimp Combo
1 Large Pizza
1 Lb. of Shrimp
Shrimp and pizza do not go together. I don’t care what you say.
Smorgasbord
4 BBQ Ribs
2 Pc. Chicken
5 Pc. Jumbo Shrimp
2 Pc. Cajun Spices Perch
That’s just weird. BUT, if you would like to make it weirder you may substitute rib tibs for the ribs or chicken wings for the chicken.
Let’s not forget you can also order a spicy hot sausage dinner, lasagna, fried okra, cheeseburgers or a steak salad. OR if you’ve got a sweet tooth you can get peach cobbler, bananna pudding, sweet potato pie, or my favorite, a giant slice of cake (chocolate or carrot).
Don’t get me wrong, I love Happy’s Pizza and I’m sure one of these days I’ll get a taste for some Ocean Perch with a side of a meat lover’s pizza. Until then, I’m just going to be a bit weirded out and stick to my calzones.
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You seem to assume that the same person is eating all of the food. But what if he/she has a large household and they all want something different…very different? Happy’s diverse menu allows you to feed vastly different taste without having to travel to multiple locations. I love everything i have ordered from them.