I have the distinct privilege of knowing where the world’s largest collection of frozen Lean Cuisine dinners are hidden. Outside of actual retailers, I would challenge anyone to find a larger stash of these babies… Yes, mofo, that’s a challenge.
Down a dark staircase....
You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal...
No! Only Lean Cuisines!
All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too...
But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!
This is actually my parents’ basement. When they bought their house, the former owner had this large freezer in the basement and didn’t feel like moving it out. The freezer has now become a housing for their Lean Cuisine collection, which they are very proud of. I think they are probably going to be angry with me for putting this on here, but the world needs to know who the number one supporter of Lean Cuisines Inc. is.
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Hahaha WHY do they need so many?! Do they ever eat them?
Haha yes, but when they go on sale they tend to fill their entire cart.
Impressive. But it would be even more impressive they had every single Lean Cuisine frozen meal ever made. It would be a kick ass Lean Cuisine museum.
I am not only amazed and impressed at the Lean Cuisines, but also impressed that bloggers from my two favorite blogs (HeatEatReview & The Impulsive Buy) found this as comment-worthy as I did!
Dang!!!! What’s their favorite variety?
How many of those do they go through a day/week?
I should have explained this in the post but they basically just wait until they go on sale and buy pretty much as many as their cart will fit. They usually eat a salad and a lean cuisine for dinner every night. I don’t think they have gone on sale recently so you are actually looking at a pretty depleted collection.
No offense, but are they fat? Lean Cuisine obsessors often are.
First of all, I take great offense to your remarks about my parents.
No, just kidding. They are actually in really good shape. Just love their Lean Cuisines.