I have the distinct privilege of knowing where the world’s largest collection of frozen Lean Cuisine dinners are hidden. Outside of actual retailers, I would challenge anyone to find a larger stash of these babies… Yes, mofo, that’s a challenge.
Down a dark staircase....
You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal...
No! Only Lean Cuisines!
All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too...
But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!
This is actually my parents’ basement. When they bought their house, the former owner had this large freezer in the basement and didn’t feel like moving it out. The freezer has now become a housing for their Lean Cuisine collection, which they are very proud of. I think they are probably going to be angry with me for putting this on here, but the world needs to know who the number one supporter of Lean Cuisines Inc. is.