Epic Portions = Taco Bell Complaint Site

by John on June 12, 2009 · 4 comments

I got this e-mail from someone who apparently had a bad experience at Taco Bell, and for some reason thought “Epic Portions” really means Taco Bell Corporate Complain Hot line. I have no idea if it’s even legal to post this, but it’s so damn funny that I don’t care. As someone who has worked in retail for years, stupid customers are always amusing to me. Oh, but apparently I was the stupid one here. Read on..

From: Donald W. Hull
To: john@epicportions.com
Subject: health violations
Sent: Jun 11, 2009 10:05 AM

On June 10, 2009, approximately 9:15 pm, an employee at the taco bell 3rd street
and Mcdowell, phx az, was seen slumped over a meal in preparation, apparently
spitting, in the persons food, MINE, due to the fact that the food was prepared
improperly the first time, (this is a common occurance in this store), I was
polite and asked for the order to be made to what was ordered (3 1/2 buritos)
and what was brought to me was less than half of what I had paid for.  I am
reporting this to bbb, and the health department has been notified as well.  I
have been an avid consumer of taco bell, and now want nothing to do with your
company and wish that every penny that has ever been spent in the establishments
would be returned for the incompetance of your people......

From: John Moors <john@epicportions.com>
To: Donald W. Hull
Sent: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:10 am
Subject: Re: health violations

I don't know what you're thinking but I don't have any affiliation with Taco
Bell.  I am truly sorry these unfortunate events have happened to you. 

From: Donald W. Hull
To: John Moors <john@epicportions.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:25 AM
Subject: Re: health violations

I guess I got the wrong site, which health department do I report this incident to?

From: John Moors <john@epicportions.com>
To: Donald W. Hull
Sent: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:35 am
Subject: Re: health violations

I would highly recommend you contact your local authorities because of the severity
of this situation.  Spitting in food is unnaceptable and you should contact an
attorney to begin litigation proceedings.

By the way, what the hell is a half of a burrito?

From: Donald W. Hull
To: John Moors <john@epicportions.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Jun 2009 10:45 AM
Subject: Re: health violations

you know the difference between an 89cent burito and a half pound burito right?!