I see the point in Bell Barbeque creating this iPhone/iTouch app where you can watch a bratwurst cook on  your screen.  It’s great promotion and here I am talking about it for millions(HA!) to read.   But what I can’t understand is why anyone would download it.   Why would I want to torture myself into watching one cook and not being able to eat it?  I would probably end up running it after having way too many adult beverages and eat my phone.  I don’t think that’s covered under warranty.  Would anyone actually download this?


If that wasn’t enough, you can cook bacon as well.  This one isn’t as sophisticated but it’s bacon, damnit!  Only problem is while you can cook a fake brat for free, it’s going to cost you $.99 to cook fake bacon.   What’s wrong with people?