This is the pinnacle of the human race. I'm convinced that this is the greatest innovation in alcohol since Four Loko.  It's been a good year for booze.

I think the Padma commercial has this beat, but regardless....

Hope everyone has a great Christmas.  The Moors family has already gone through 10 bottles of champagne, bacon wrapped sirloin skewers, an entire Costco chicken pot pie, and a whole lot of cheese. ...

I have noticed an abundance of Super Bowl commercials on blogs as of late.  I refuse to post any Super Bowl commercials on Epic Portions because they were all terrible.  Instead, I give you Turkey ...

This is great. Makes me want a falafel!