Lady Gaga’s VMA Meat Dress

by John on September 13, 2010 · 1 comment

So Lady Gaga, AKA wearer of weird clothes, wore a dress made entirely of raw meat to the VMAs last night.  When asked for comment, Gaga had the following to say.

“Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgment-free human being on the earth,” said Gaga. “However, it has many interpretations but for me this evening. If we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our own bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.”

Epic Portions’ translation department worked all night to determine what this statement really meant and finally came up with the following.

Hi I am Lady Gaga and I am a tramp.  I take drugs.  I’m weird.  Blah Blah Blah.  Meat dress.

My own personal reaction to the dress… WTF?

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