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Yes Reservations

July 11, 2011

Tonight, the best food related hour of television one can find, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, travels to Cuba.  Leave it to Bourdain to tread where the chickenshit national media refuses to wander.  Our nation’s culinary conscience, represented by Bourdain, now overlaps to the political—and since I have a deep love ...

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Make Your Own Taco Bell Meat Filler!!!!

January 25, 2011

I would first like to state that I have no knowledge of what Taco Bell uses as meat filler.  My best guess is that they are using the same type of soy-based meat-substitute that I make for my family on “taco night.”  More on that bit of sadness later.  Saving ...

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Wendy’s New and Improved French Fries

December 1, 2010

I rarely eat fast food, but last weekend I decided to cheat on my diet and stop at Wendy’s for fries and a frosty.  Salty and sweet.  Not having eaten at Wendy’s in a while, I couldn’t help but notice the fries were devastatingly delicious.  Normally Wendy’s fries are pretty ...

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Make Your Own McRib

November 14, 2010

The McRib is back, and as you can tell from the posts from us at EP, we couldn’t be any less thrilled about it.  To me, the “rib” patty never tasted quite right, and the barbeque sauce used by McD’s is pretty mediocre to say the least.  Well, some cat ...

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Five Things Chefs Don’t Want You to Know, But You Already Do

November 3, 2010

CNN has one of the worst food blogs on the net.  It’s called 5@5, and they make a top 5 list of some obvious or irrelevant food topic. It’s a stupid name, and a stupid blog.  Their posts are usually irritating or pointless, but sometimes they need to be called out.  ...

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Coming Soon to EP

October 26, 2010

November will soon be upon us, and it is by far the most underrated of all the months.  My favorite holiday — Thanksgiving — awaits at the end of the month, football season gets its mojo in full stride, and who could deny that the glorious Guns N Roses anthem, “November ...

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Epic Portions Celebrity Interview Series Presents: An Evening With Pac-Man

October 13, 2010

Some celebrities have reached such an iconic state that they scarcely need an introduction.  Pac-Man (spell it Pacman at your own peril) certainly fits that description.  Songs have been written about him.  A children’s cartoon graced the TV airwaves.  An infamous professional football player bears his name.  And did I ...

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