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		<title>Oreo Brilliance</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/09/30/oreo-brilliance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 09:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Randoms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[milk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oreo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/09/30/oreo-brilliance/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-oreo-crumb-case-is-an-amazing-invention-722-1316615215-2-150x150.jpg" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="the-oreo-crumb-case-is-an-amazing-invention-722-1316615215-2" /></a></p>Some ideas you just wish you came up with on your own!  This is amazing (from Buzzfeed): You don&#8217;t know it, but you need this product right now. It&#8217;s a little tea bag-like item that you fill with the leftover crumbs from an oreo package. You then dunk the “crumb case” [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Some ideas you just wish you came up with on your own!  This is amazing (from <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-oreo-crumb-case-is-an-amazing-invention" target="_blank">Buzzfeed</a>):</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>You don&#8217;t know it, but you need this product right now.</strong> It&#8217;s a little tea bag-like item that you fill with the leftover crumbs from an oreo package. You then dunk the “crumb case” into a glass of milk. POW. Oreo-infused milk. Mind blown. Oreo make this a reality.</p></blockquote>
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	<p class="wp-caption-text">Oreo Therapy: Dip that into a glass of 2% and all your cares melt away....</p>
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<p>So here is my question: did the guy/gal who invented this get a percentage?  Or are they &#8220;some sad ass down in the basement of [Oreo]&#8220;?  Tell us like it is D&#8217;Angelo:</p>
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		<title>Oh, Chef Snowman</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/09/24/oh-chef-snowman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 10:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hilarious]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tragedy series]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/09/24/oh-chef-snowman/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tumblr_lrs5m1q0T11r0o12to1_r1_1280-150x150.jpg" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="tumblr_lrs5m1q0T11r0o12to1_r1_1280" /></a></p>From the hilarious blog, http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>From the hilarious blog,<a href="http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"> http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/</a>:</p>
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	<p class="wp-caption-text">Cue sad horn...*Wah Wah WAHHHHHH!*</p>
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		<title>The Little, Expensive Solar BBQ that&#8230;Could?</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/07/17/the-little-expensive-solar-bbq-that-could/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[France]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[expensive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grilling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[solar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/07/17/the-little-expensive-solar-bbq-that-could/"><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photo-e1310914660986-150x150.jpg" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="Solar BBQ is Crazy" title="Solar BBQ" /></a></p>I&#8217;ll admit, I&#8217;ve never seen one of these.  Nor have I read anything about them.  However, that former-physics-student part of me really wonders if a solar BBQ could cook a hot dog in under 203840983 hours. And for 299 Euros!? PLUS 20% VAT tax!? (Of course this is at BHV [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I&#8217;ll admit, I&#8217;ve never seen one of these.  Nor have I read anything about them.  However, that former-physics-student part of me really wonders if a solar BBQ could cook a hot dog in under 203840983 hours.</p>
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	<p class="wp-caption-text">SOLAR BBQ: 299 EUROS?!  WHAT THE WHAT?!</p>
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<p>And for 299 Euros!?  PLUS 20% VAT tax!?  (Of course this is at BHV [Le Bazaar de Hotel de Ville] a shop whose prices make Nordstrom&#8217;s look like TJ Maxx).  Good gracious &#8211; that&#8217;s nearly $540!  You could buy a New Gas Grill and offset your lifetime carbon emissions from grilling (along with your family&#8217;s) 10x over for less moolah that that.  But it&#8217;s still kinda swank&#8230;eh?</p>
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		<title>Turnin&#8217; tables on those vegetarians</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/24/turnin-tables-on-those-vegetarians/</link>
		<comments>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/24/turnin-tables-on-those-vegetarians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 11:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epicportions.com/?p=5917</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/24/turnin-tables-on-those-vegetarians/"><img width="150" src="" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a></p>I would love to do this&#8230;just once.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I would love to do this&#8230;just once.</p>
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		<title>Gettin&#8217; Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/24/gettin-real-in-the-whole-foods-parking-lot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2011 09:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad rap video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whole foods]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epicportions.com/?p=5911</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/24/gettin-real-in-the-whole-foods-parking-lot/"><img width="150" src="" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a></p>Oh snap.   6 things for $80&#8230;true dat.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Oh snap.   6 things for $80&#8230;true dat.</p>
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		<title>Godfather&#8217;s pizza hates your children</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/14/godfathers-pizza-hates-your-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 02:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Godfather's pizza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herman Cain]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epicportions.com/?p=5851</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/06/14/godfathers-pizza-hates-your-children/"><img width="150" src="" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a></p>So now that Herman Cain (the former president and CEO of Godfather&#8217;s Pizza) is likely running for U.S. President, it seems fitting to examine his company&#8217;s family values. I&#8217;m not sure if this is even from his era &#8211; but whatever. He&#8217;s running as a republican.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So now that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Cain" target="_blank">Herman Cain (the former president and CEO of Godfather&#8217;s Pizza)</a> is likely running for U.S. President, it seems fitting to examine his company&#8217;s family values.  I&#8217;m not sure if this is even from his era &#8211; but whatever.  He&#8217;s running as a republican.</p>
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		<title>A Tribute to Sriracha</title>
		<link>http://www.epicportions.com/2011/03/08/a-tribute-to-sriracha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot sauce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sriracha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the oatmeal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.epicportions.com/?p=5736</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p align="center"><a href="http://www.epicportions.com/2011/03/08/a-tribute-to-sriracha/"><img width="150" src="" class="aligncenter wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="" /></a></p>I literally could not have said it better.  TO THE ROOSTER SAUCE! *CHEERS* http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I literally could not have said it better.  TO THE ROOSTER SAUCE! *CHEERS*</p>
<p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha" target="_blank">http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha</a></p>
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