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Funny

Epic Portions Celebrity Interview Series Presents: An Evening With Pac-Man

October 13, 2010

Some celebrities have reached such an iconic state that they scarcely need an introduction.  Pac-Man (spell it Pacman at your own peril) certainly fits that description.  Songs have been written about him.  A children’s cartoon graced the TV airwaves.  An infamous professional football player bears his name.  And did I ...

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Tabbouleh makes you shake your booty

September 20, 2010

This is great. Makes me want a falafel!

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Chick-fil-a ads are hilarious

August 12, 2010
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Gotta hand it to them on this one!

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Making Dinner for Your Vampire Boyfriend!!!

August 5, 2010

Ok, so first I promised my cousin Jeremy that I would say this is written by me, Penelope, and not him.  Happy?  Like anyone would confuse me for one of Jeremy’s boring “I’m cool because I’m angry” stuff about cupcakes or Bud Light Golden Wheat, which BTW is not as ...

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Guy Fieri Knife Set

July 18, 2010

It’s been awhile since we last made fun of Guy Fieri.  That has been fine with me, I know his barely coherent tweets make for perfect examples of Guy’s legendary douchebaggery, but overall he is too easy of a target.  So we’ve eased up on the Guy bashing, and judging ...

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Epic Product Reviews: Hop Hound Amber Wheat

July 15, 2010

It’s difficult to know what to expect when macro-brewers endeavor to create a craft beer.  Sometimes it works out, and sometimes it doesn’t.  As for the effort, I like to think that even though the idea sprang from a whorish money grabbing attempt by the marketing department, those who actually ...

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Epic Portions Celebrity Interview Series Presents: Lockdown with the Hamburglar

June 13, 2010

The Hamburglar.  Part corporate invention, part hard core thief, this Prometheus of the picnic has been an enigma since he first burst onto the scene with McDonald’s.  His hamburger thievery is the stuff of legends, something we will not see the likes of again.  He brazenly stole a hamburger from ...

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