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I Ate Seven PBJs in the Last Twenty Four Hours

October 20, 2010

This isn’t anything particularly interesting, but I just wanted to point out that I have eaten seven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the last 24 hours.  I’m not trying to say it’s some huge sandwich eating accomplishment.  I just have had a craving for PBJs, and the ingredients are ...

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Epic Portions Celebrity Interview Series Presents: An Evening With Pac-Man

October 13, 2010

Some celebrities have reached such an iconic state that they scarcely need an introduction.  Pac-Man (spell it Pacman at your own peril) certainly fits that description.  Songs have been written about him.  A children’s cartoon graced the TV airwaves.  An infamous professional football player bears his name.  And did I ...

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The Best Potato Pancake Picture Ever.

October 5, 2010

Sometimes you see a picture that makes you want to eat your computer screen.  Sometimes you’re the that takes that picture that makes you want to eat your computer screen.  It’s always a good thing when you are the one that did that the picture that makes you want to ...

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Lady Gaga’s VMA Meat Dress

September 13, 2010

So Lady Gaga, AKA wearer of weird clothes, wore a dress made entirely of raw meat to the VMAs last night.  When asked for comment, Gaga had the following to say. “Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the ...

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Restaurant Tickets

August 17, 2010

Grant Achatz, the chef of Chicago’s Alinea, which is currently ranked as the #10 restaurant in the world by Restaurant Magazine, has come up with a way of making restaurant eating a bit more…stramlined.   Check out the NY Times article where Achatz talks about selling tickets to his new ...

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Side Dishes in a Box

August 15, 2010

As regular readers of EP know, I function as a stay at home parent.  Notice I didn’t say “work.”  Where I come from, Earth, work is traditionally something you get paid for.  Otherwise it is an internship or volunteering.  Since an internship implies a lack of permanence, I suppose I ...

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Making Dinner for Your Vampire Boyfriend!!!

August 5, 2010

Ok, so first I promised my cousin Jeremy that I would say this is written by me, Penelope, and not him.  Happy?  Like anyone would confuse me for one of Jeremy’s boring “I’m cool because I’m angry” stuff about cupcakes or Bud Light Golden Wheat, which BTW is not as ...

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