From the category archives:

Rants

The Worst Taco Bell in the Country. Period.

June 18, 2010

I’m not usually one to complain about customer service.  I’ve worked with the general public in retail positions since I was 15 and I understand people have bad days and its not the easiest thing in the world to deal with the general idiocracy that is the majority of the ...

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Breaking News! Soda Consumption Bad for Five Year Olds!

June 10, 2010

Every now and then you read a study from a research university that just seems completely pointless.  One study (source = Newsweek) recently that said people who are not considered attractive have “less chance of getting married.”  Wow!  Did they have a team of brain-dead chimps work on that? Now ...

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Tios’ World Famous* Wet Burrito

May 12, 2010

Since I am currently in the middle of an intense boycott of Tios’ Mexican Cafe, there has never been a way for me to share with the readers who do not reside in Ann Arbor the absolute horror that is their food.  That ends now.  Some poor soul went and ...

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Dear Food Network, You Suck. Again.

March 31, 2010

This week should have been a typical week.  Take my son to kindergarten.  Play with my daughter.  Make dinner for family.  Wrap dead fish in newspaper and mail to Food Network. Wait, ok, that last part is somewhat atypical.  While, like most people, I do mail the occasional dead fish ...

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Why, Guy?

March 3, 2010

The game show.  The continued existence of this worthless type of television program is exhibit A for evolution deniers.  And who can argue with them?  There was a time when the latest offering from Euripides, Shakespeare, or even Kubrick was there for medication of the masses.  Now, it only takes ...

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10 Most Dangerous Foods

February 23, 2010

Now that H1:N1 has lost its mojo, many members of the media have set their formidable journalistic talents on finding the next great scare. What will it be? A new disease? Octogenarians driving out of control Toyotas? Sadly, it is something that hits close to home…food. The formerly respectable folks ...

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A Pig Died for This?

February 12, 2010

As a carnivore, I have much appreciation for the animals I eat and their overwhelming deliciousness. That is why an experience such as I had this evening pains me so. I went to dinner to celebrate a birthday for a family member at a restaurant in swanky downtown Plymouth, MI ...

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