From the category archives:


Moving to Paris

June 15, 2011

So when John and I started this blog, we thought it would be sort of cool to put up food stories and perspectives from different towns in Michigan and North Carolina. Well, I’m moving. To Paris. It’s only temporary (6 months), but it’s still going to be awesome and I’m […]

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June 12, 2011

Remember a couple days ago when I asked for your help in defeating the evil Tios Mexican Cafe in the Best of Mexican/Southwest category? Now is that time.  Here is a very simple set of instructions for what you need to do. Click this link Click Sign in on […]

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Costco Pizza – Amazing.

December 13, 2010

This is one of those posts where I don’t really say anything and you just look at the picture.

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December 3, 2010

Well, hello.  Remember me?  Your fearless leader of Epic Portions?  You may recall I have written several hundred articles in the last year or so destroying Tios Mexican Cafe, combining fast food breakfast sandwiches to raise my cholesterol, and sampling KFC’s Double Down when no one else in the area […]

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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

November 25, 2010
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Rally to restore waffles

November 2, 2010

America can get behind waffles!

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Epic Portions Celebrity Interview Series Presents: An Evening With Pac-Man

October 13, 2010

Some celebrities have reached such an iconic state that they scarcely need an introduction.  Pac-Man (spell it Pacman at your own peril) certainly fits that description.  Songs have been written about him.  A children’s cartoon graced the TV airwaves.  An infamous professional football player bears his name.  And did I […]

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