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My friend Jamie loves soccer – I mean, really loves soccer – so there was hardly any other choice for his birthday a few weeks ago than a 3-D soccer cake.

It ended up as an ice-cream-filled chocolate cake with two kind of icing, and since that’s a little much even for me, I had some MUCH-appreciated help on this one from Jamie’s girlfriend Julia. This was really more about the idea than the recipe, so we went with some tried and true favorites:

First, I baked Martha’s Ultimate Chocolate Cake, only instead of using a normal old traditional cake pan I made it in a 5.5qt stainless steel bowl. And I baked it… well, for awhile. One hour and forty-five minutes awhile. Seriously, just leave it in there and just keep checking it. It’s going to take forever.

Once it’s done, you need to cool it down.  Having taken nearly two hours to bake, it’s gonna take a long time to cool. I stuck it in the freezer; it didn’t actually help that much.  But, in my case, Julia was over so we used this time to make some tasty cream cheese frosting.  If you need a refresher on that, it’s pretty much the easiest thing ever: beat together a package of cream cheese and a stick of unsalted butter until fluffy, then add powdered sugar to taste.

Also, soccer balls are black and white by nature, so we needed to make some black frosting.  Since Jamie’s favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chocolate chip, we made mint chocolate frosting and colored it black, but any dark-colored frosting would work. Definitely start with something already dark, though; we used an entire little pot of black Wilton’s dye and it still looked a little grey, so I can’t imagine the food coloring you would need to turn white icing really black. Ugh.  I unabashedly stole borrowed the frosting recipe from this Southern Living Mint Chocolate Frosting recipe, except I used a lot more of the mint-chocolate morsels and I certainly did not use a microwave instead of a double-boiler, thank you very much.

Now: the fun part.  Once you have two kinds of yummy frosting made, you need to hollow out the inside of your cake-bowl.  Turn the cake upside down, so that the flat part is on the bottom, and use a sharp bread knife to hollow out the center.  Save the bits you are taking out, becuase you will need them to make a cake cap on top of the ice cream.  Once you have it hollowed out – to your taste of course, maybe you want a thick layer of cake, maybe you only want a little – fill the inside with ice cream.  We took the easy route here and bought mint chocolate chip ice cream… if you have an ice cream maker and you want to add another hour of cooking onto your day, then go for it! (Homemade ice cream is inevitably better, but honestly – we filled a cake with it and then covered it with two kinds of frosting.  You couldn’t really tell.)

Once your cake is filled with ice cream, use the cake bits you hollowed out (and plenty of your imagination) to fashion a top to it that makes it round enough to pass for a ball. Slather it in cream cheese icing, all over, and stick it in the freezer for ten minutes or so to firm up before you continue to decorate.  Once it’s nice and solid, put your black icing into a piping bag and draw the pentagons. If you are really artistic and smart you might be able to wing this; we had a med student and a graphic design student in the kitchen and we needed to make a mold. We made a little pentagon out of tin-foil, and carved the pentagons into the cream cheese icing, then piped the black icing over and into the shapes.  Connect them with thin lines of icing, and you have your soccer ball!

The last finishing touch here was the grass – we just colored some of the cream cheese icing green, and piped it around the base of the cake, then used wooden skewers and a fork to pull it up around the cake so it looked like blades of grass.

Voila! Yummm…

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Competitive Update: Megan’s cake just won the “Taste of Mexico” Category at the 2010 UIUC Edible Books Festival.   Congratulations Megan!

Last Tuesday was the Edible Books festival at UIUC, and I entered a One Hundred Years of Solitude cake!

It was a really excellent experience, partly because it was a whole lot of fun to have a reason to make something so complicated, and mostly because I got to spend the morning hanging out with other people who have an unnatural interest in baking extravagant things.  And, I took home a prize (for reasons which are very flattering and sort of inexplicable) for the Taste of Mexico category.

I’ll let the photos speak for themselves, but here’s a rundown of the cake:
- Marble cake with cream cheese icing
- Graham cracker and icing houses
- Red icing trail of blood
- Licorice train tracks
- Pretzel stick fence
- Runts bananas
- Animal cracker livestock
- Rock candy “ice”
- Pretzel stick, icing, and mint-leaf tree
- Mint leaf border
- Mini yellow swedish fish “gold fish”
- Orange peel “baby tail”
- Brown sprinkle “ants”
- Lots and lots and lots of icing color

Ta-da!

The banana company railroad yard.

The first of the line is tied to a tree...

... and the last is being eaten by the ants.

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Smorecakes

by Megan K on April 16, 2010 · 1 comment

Remember Baconsmores?
Yeah, I thought so.  Well, turns out, not everyone eats bacon.  (Seriously!)  So, I had to make something for the vegetarians in my group in enjoy, and, well, I love a theme.  Smorecakes it was!  These were tiny, delicious little graham-cracker cupcakes topped with homemade marshmallow and a gob of chocolate frosting plopped on top.  Not the star of the evening, sure, but a tasty treat!

Smorecakes

Smorecakes
1/2 cup butter
1 cup sugar
3 egg yolks
1 tspn vanilla
2 cups graham cracker crumbs
2 tspm baking powder
3/4 tspn salt
1 cup heavy cream
3 egg whites (room temp)

First, you need to turn your graham crackers into graham crumbs.  My preferred method is to place the crackers in a freezer bag, zip it up, and beat the living daylights out of them with a rolling pin.  If that’s not your style, though, I hear that a minichopper or a food processor would also work.

Then: In a large bowl, cream together your butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the egg yolks and the vanilla. In a separate prep bowl, combine the graham crumbs, baking powder and salt. Slowly beat the dry mix into the eggysugar mix. In a different bowl, beat your room temperature egg whites into stiff peaks. Once they are peaky, fold them evenly into the other mixture, and pour into prepared (greased, lined, whatever your fancy) cupcake tins.  Bake 20 to 30 min at 375F.

Cool on a wire rack until you can get them out of the pan, then continue to cool until they will not melt your marshmallow too much when you dob it on top, but not so cool that they are cold.  These are really, really yummy still slightly warm.

For the topping: make marshmallow.

Dob liberal and delicious amounts of marshmallow on top of each cupcake.  Top with another dollop of chocolate frosting:
2 3/4 cup powder sugar
6 tblspn unsweetened cocoa
6 tblspn butter
5 tblspn tinned evaporate milk
1 tspn vanilla

Sift together cocoa and sugar. In a separate bowl, cream butter until smooth. Beat in sugarcocoa and evaporated milk; add vanilla and beat until fluffy.

Voila – bacon-free (and, you know, sometimes that’s OK,) and delicious!

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I must apologize for leaving you so long without a baking post, oh Epic Portions readers.  I know you need your sugar fix, but homework has been getting me down, the weather has been getting me outside, and rock shows galore have been getting me dancing… leaving little time for baking and even less for blogging.  I have been baking though, oh yes!  Expect three posts from me before the weekend is out – the first being this super awesome Fancy Schmancy Carrot Cake with Mango-Cream Cheese Icing!

This is NOT your average carrot cake. Carrot cake? Yeah, I know – boring. Bland. Kind of weird, actually.  But this?  This is a moist, spicy, flavorful, fruit-filled concoction which you can add just about anything to and it only improves it. Seriously! Experiment with it. You will not be disappointed. Plus, you can make just about any kind of cream cheese icing to suit your flavor-and-color preferences, making it both beautiful and versatile. I chose mango because I made this cake on Easter and mangoes feel spring-like to me, but really: anything goes. Give it a try.

(Note: this has a long ingredient list and if you don’t bake often it can be a pricey recipe, but if you do bake often you will probably have a lot of things on hand… and either way it is totally worth it. And, despite the long list, it’s a pretty easy recipe to actually make.)

Fancy Schmancy Carrot Cake
Makes a three-layer 8″ round cake. Or whatever comparable size you want to make.
2.5 cups all-purpose flour
2 tspn baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
5 tspn cinnamon (or to taste)
3 tspn nutmeg (or to taste)
3 tspn salt (or to taste)
5 tspn ground ginger (or to taste)
4 tspn ground cloves (you getting the idea here, yet?)
4 eggs
2 sticks (16 tblspn total) butter – SOFT
3/4 cup white sugar
3/4 cup light brown sugar
5 oz crushed pineapple in juice
5 oz mango – chopped, pureed, in really small pieces somehow
2 tblspn vanilla
4 cups shredded carrots
4 to 5 oz copped nuts – I prefer hazelnuts, but walnuts are nice too
3/4 dried cranberries, with liquor liquid of preference to macerate
1/2 cup crystallized ginger, really finely chopped

Let me start by saying: the mini chopper is your friend. Carrots? Chopped! Mango? Chopped! Seriously, I put almost everything in this recipe in there and it makes it so easy and so good. For this recipe to really work, it’s best to have everything in an even and fine consistency, and the mini chopper is your best answer. I skipped the OXO and got an electric one, and I have never looked back.

Also, let me say: to bake effectively with dried cranberries, you need to macerate (er, soak) them for at least 4 hours, and 12 hours is really better. I prefer to soak cranberries in spiced rum, but this time I ran out of rum so I added dry red wine, and that was nice too.  It doesn’t, by any means, need to be liquor.  Just find something liquid and tasty, and give your cranberries a good long soak in an air-tight container before you bake ‘em. Just make sure you drain them before adding to the recipe – you do NOT want to add your macerating liquid.  I recommend a sieve.

Now.  In a small bowl, combine your flour, baking soda, baking powder, and spices: cinnamon, nutmeg, ground ginger, salt, cloves and whatever else you feel like.  In a separate, large bowl beat the eggs, butter and sugars until combined and soft.  Add the pineapple (with juice), mango, and vanilla.  Add the dry flourspice mix and beat on low to blend.  Add the carrots, and beat to combine.  Add the walnuts, cranberries, and crystallized ginger, and combine.  Pour into three well-greased 8″ round cake pans, and bake all three for 30-45 minutes at 350F.  The length of time to bake will depend on how much liquid you’ve added in the form of fruit and such; really juicy mango will take longer, for instance. Depend on the age-old toothpick trick and know that moist is better than burnt, and you’ll be fine.  Cool on a wire rack until room temp, remove from the pans, and refrigerate the cakes for an hour or so to get them assembly-ready.

Mango Cream Cheese Frosting
16 oz SOFT cream cheese
10 tblspn SOFT butter
4 tspn vanilla
2 cups (ish) powder sugar
Mango puree to taste and texture (I buy frozen mango, thaw, and mini-chop.)

Beat cream cheese, butter, and vanilla until combined.  Gradually add sugar and mango until you reach a consistency, sweetness, and mango-ness that you enjoy.

Assembly: Place bottom cake layer on a serving plate, and coat top with icing. Add second layer and coat top with icing. Add third layer, and generously coat top and sides with icing.  Smooth to make it pretty.  I finish mine off with edible ball bearings, because they are colorful and fun and add a little extra crunch, which I really like.

Voila!  This has been the attendees’ second-favorite thing I’ve made, just after the Lumpy Bumpy cake. It’s a huge hit.  Enjoy!

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Edible Books

March 12, 2010

Faithful readers, cake eaters, sugar addicts, bacon lovers… I have entered the Edible Books Festival here in Champaign. Basically, I need to come up with the best book to make into a cake (and then make it into said cake, and also make it delicious). Prize categories are: Highest Literary ...

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Lumpy Bumpy Toffee Cake

February 9, 2010

My friends were pretty excited when I announced that I’d be blogging here – not just because they’re supportive and stuff, but because I also announced that I’d be hosting regular dessert parties in order to have something to write about. This past Sunday was our first: I made Lumpy ...

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Hello, Gerbil!

February 4, 2010
Gerbil cake!

Hello, Epic Portions readers!  My name is Megan, and I’m new around here.  I’ve joined up to talk about baking. See, I believe in baking creatively.  It’s not really enough for me for something to just taste good.  I think it needs to be creative, either in concept (I like ...

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