Jared is Fat Once Again…

Apparently he was on his way to promote the launch of the chain’s new Footlong Chocolate Brownie and Cream Cheese Frosting on Wheat.  Looks like he’s been doing plenty of taste testing before the big launch.  A person’s weight gain has never made me happier.

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The Widowmaker

The winner of the “So you think you’ve got bad gas now?” competition…I present the Widowmaker….

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This was shamelessly borrowed from Thisiswhyyou’refat.  Click the link to read the ingredients…have your trash can/liposuction doctor ready.

The Meat Baby

I know, I know.  I’m supposed to eating vegetables.  I just couldn’t help wanting to pick this baby up with a pitchfork and eating it.  Damn you, thisiswhyyourefat.com.  Damn you.

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KFC Double Down Sandwich

It’s been a while since I visited thisiswhyyourefat.com, primarily because I’ve been attempting to shed a few pounds.  It’s not good for me to be gazing upon the food I would like to be eating while eating a Healthy Choice dinner.  Blegh.  I feel like I’m in food prison.   Upon visiting today, I was quickly reminded why I feel in love.

4 words.  If you consider “KFC” to be a word.  If not, 3 letters and 3 words…

KFC. Double. Down. Sandwich.

Two pieces of bacon and two slices of cheese smothered with the Colonel’s Sauce with two fried chicken patties as buns.

I would do things to this sandwich that are illegal in 17 states.

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update:

Wait.  This is an actual menu item?  The possibility exists that I could eat this for lunch???   Updates will follow after I try and find one.

from Foodgeekery

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another update..

Just called KFC’s corporate hotline and they gave me no further information and my local KFC does not carry it.  GAHH!!

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