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Varta Strikes Back

July 17, 2009
Sometimes, there is planning involved

After seeing John’s suicide sandwich I found out I have a competitive side which I never knew I had. Gears started turning in my head to come up with the most cholesterol laden, fatty sandwich I could come up with.  I’ve always wanted to make the grilled cheese sandwich burger ...

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The Suicide Attempt

July 14, 2009
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Last night I decided to be smart(an idiot) and try to make something healthy(fattening)  for dinner.  I decided the best way to go about this was to whip a sandwich with some lettuce(BBQ chicken), tomatoes(bacon), turkey(mac & cheese) and low fat mayo(hot sauce).  The result was one of the most ...

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Egg Cuddled in Bacon, Cheese & Sausage

June 29, 2009
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Sometimes I actually do love my readers. Over the weekend I was contacted by a young lady by the name of Varta, whose hobbies include making some of the most incredibly gluttonous food I have ever seen.  Apparently thisiswhyyourefat.com(no link here a-holes) has decided to not post good content anymore, ...

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The Heart Attack Hall of Fame

June 9, 2009

Ever go out to eat and wonder how unhealthy that dinner you’re consuming might be?  I sure don’t, but for some reason I was interested to take a look around at popular restaurants and see exactly who is trying to give America high blood pressure.  Maybe it was because of ...

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What John Wants To Eat Today

March 27, 2009

Summer is almost here, and I am excited to get the grill out.  One of my favorite things to grill are Brats that have been sitting in a beer marinade for a few hours.  Also, the greatest summer side dish has to be potato salad.   Here is how I ...

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Deep Fried Grilled Cheese Sandwich

March 9, 2009

This is more fun from thiswhyyourefat.com, and it pisses me off.  I had this idea last week.

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Bob Evans Sausage Gravy Dispenser

March 2, 2009

A week or two ago I posted this picture of a Bob Evans sausage gravy dispenser, thinking that it was a one of a kind thing; a dream that could never become reality. Little did I know, you can buy the damn things directly from the company. Reading the website ...

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