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Fieri Strikes Again…

April 25, 2010

People swear that same sex marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage, yet it’s the straight people that are proposing each other on Guy Fieri’s game show. My apologies if this sounds like I’m making a political statement, but it doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.

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Dear Food Network, You Suck. Again.

March 31, 2010

This week should have been a typical week. Take my son to kindergarten. Play with my daughter. Make dinner for family. Wrap dead fish in newspaper and mail to Food Network. Wait, ok, that last part is somewhat atypical. While, like most people, I do mail the occasional dead fish ...

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Guy Fieri Makes it too Easy

March 31, 2010

I’ll be honest, I follow Guy Fieri on Twiter. It’s not because I’m interested in all things Guy Fieri. It’s so I can reply to every Tweet I see from him with “shut up.” Call it chidlish, but I challenge you to follow the guy and not think the ...

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Why, Guy?

March 3, 2010

The game show. The continued existence of this worthless type of television program is exhibit A for evolution deniers. And who can argue with them? There was a time when the latest offering from Euripides, Shakespeare, or even Kubrick was there for medication of the masses. Now, it only takes ...

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1st Annual EPIE AWARDS – Nominees

January 20, 2010

Greetings, loyal readers. We here at Epic Portions have noticed the pointless and subjective handing out of awards that tends to go on this time of year, and well, we want to join the fun. Unlike other more politically correct awards, we have no issue with pointing out the worst ...

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