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Food Network = MommyTV

August 3, 2009

After getting off of work last night I made the mistake of watching the final few episodes of The Next Food Network Star, including the finale. I have to admit that I watched the entire fourth season and have always wondered why they haven’t canceled this show. Guy Fieri turned ...

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Bobby Flay. Stop.

July 20, 2009

This might not be very timely or relevant to anything, but I recently had some free time so I decided to park myself in front of the TV for a few hours. The only channel I can really stand anymore is the Travel Channel, but they were airing some nature ...

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Tabasco Tequila. Stop.

July 10, 2009

Just in case there’s people out there that enjoy prarie fire shots, the McIlhenny Company decided to make a tequila that is infused with their own Tabasco sauce. Observe: Wow, yeah great idea there. I really missed the taste of those prarie fire shots that some asshole ordered for me ...

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Hey Fast Food Places.. STOP!

June 5, 2009

It seems as though the recession has forced fast food establishments to begin offering new items on their menus. The majority of these new “innovative” ideas are completely asinine, stupid, and disgusting. No longer can they simply keep serving us the same old processed menu, it now has to be ...

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More Reasons To Hate Subway

May 28, 2009

If you’re a regular reader, you know that I hate Subway. If you don’t, read my rant on Subway from a few months ago. I just recently came across this gem at FastFoodNews(very cool site, check it out) and felt it only backed up my feelings on the shit they ...

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My Quest for Revenge

May 22, 2009

I’m back. Unfortunately, I am a bit grumpy. I got about 47 minutes of sleep last night, and I’m pretty much running on fumes at the moment but nothing could take me away from writing what I’m about to write. This post is pure passion. There is nothing fake, embellished, ...

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Tio’s: A Rant

May 13, 2009

I was driving on Washtenaw in Ypsilanti, and I noticed a small sign on the front of Tio’s Mexican Cafe. The sign read “Best Mexican Food in Ann Arbor”. This was a hard thing for me to digest because.. Well.. Tio’s sucks. The food is terrible. It is quite possibly ...

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