After the longest hiatus I have taken since starting Epic Portions, I am back with a new fast food report.
Apparently it wasn’t enough that Burger King was destroying ribs. They couldn’t be the ones doing it. Now McDonalds is joining the war against one of my favorite foods in the world and is almost ready to roll out McRiblets. I have never seen an oven, grill or anything of that manner in a McDonalds “kitchen”, so I can’t say I’m very optimistic. Then again, even if McDonalds had smokers installed at all of their locations I still wouldn’t eat their ribs.
After hearing about Subway’s decision to begin serving breakfast, I planned a long epic rant. I then realized that the pictures circulating around the internet spoke for themselves, and no one in their right mind would buy this crap after seeing what it actually looked like.
Instead, I would like to point you in the direction of Indianapolis Eater’s recent review on WouldIBuyitAgain.
Oh, and to add a little bit of originality I went to Google Translate and translated my feelings into Spanish. Anyone who can translate what the following says earns 1000 cool points from me. Those are hard to come by.
Subway es una estupidez y sirve comida horrible. Cinco pies dólar anhela es la peor canción del mundo. Odio a metro. Si usted come a metro, usted no está comiendo fresco. Usted está comiendo estúpido.
Watch out for falling prices at Wal-Mart. Currently you can pay $.10 more for a beer that strangely resembles urine.
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