Indefinite Hiatus! (2 days)


So yeah, I’m moving right now so I won’t be able to provide you with any updates for a day or two.  Worse yet, I don’t have internet at the new spot so that’s going to provide some problems as well.  Don’t get too down on me though, because even during this down time I’m acquiring massive amounts of content for later updates.  Well, that’s a lie.  I think I only have one thing ready to go, but 99% of the content on this site is created without much thought.

I did want to update you on something.  A few weeks ago I did a post pleading Al Noor to improve their customer service or face their demise.  Well, apparently they either received that message way too late or just didn’t get it at all.  I’m going to go with the latter.  Al Noor has closed, and is currently for rent.  No more garlic sauce for me.  Crap.

I think that’s all I wanted to say.  I just didn’t want my beautiful readers to think I was abandoning them.  Epic Portions will go on.  That’s a goddamn  promise.  If you’re going thorugh withdrawels and just can’t live without me, feel free to follow me on Twitter.  I am in the process of trying to post pictures of everything I eat, so you can expect 7-8 posts per day.  I even got the fat man sweats last night during dinner.  Scary.