With the Detroit Tigers recent slide away from ownership of the AL Central, it is officially time to bid goodbye to Summer….
Oh delicious ballpark hotdog – how we loved thee. We wait for your impending return. HAIL TO THEE!
Oh Chicago style hotdog – you gave us so much. Confusion – “WHAT?! NO KETCHUP?!” Indigestion. Filled stomachs and love for America’s Second City. Long live thine Red Hot! We await your return!
Oh crazy dancing vendor guy. We will miss your brilliant Miller Lite salesmanship. We bid you farewell for a lovely winter! May your beer aways remain cold, but unfrozen in the Michigan winter. May your dancing skills remain keen and hilarious. May you always remember to stretch to prevent game-ending injuries. Farewell, good sir. Farewell.