Tios’ latest attempt to lure Ypsilanti and Ann Arbor residents into eating their terrible food is an eating competition involving 5 pounds of nachos, called Mount Nacheesmo. I would normally be pretty pumped about an eating competition in my hometown of Ypsilanti, but I am on a strict boycott of anything involving Tios Mexican Cafe.
In true Tios fashion, the nachos closely resemble something you could easily make at home. Check out that guacamole. Look familiar? Maybe a certain guacamole served by Taco Bell? Or something that fixes leaks in your plumbing? Sick. This looks like 4.5 pounds of tortilla chips with nacho topping garnishes. I think I’ll keep my $29.99 and Tios can keep their t-shirts. Boo Tios. Boo.