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Pizza Roll Stuffed Calzone

by John on July 28, 2010 · 1 comment

From JUNK – PIZZA comes quite possibly one of the greatest pizza related creations of all time… A calzone stuffed with pizza rolls, AKA the Egg Sac. I have no words or sarcastic remarks, only that these images made me cry a little bit.  Don’t worry, they were happy tears.

They even offer you a picture tutorial on how to make your own, and why wouldn’t you?

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Last night after getting back home from a long night at the Blind Pig, I decided a French Bread pizza was a requirement before going to bed.  What I didn’t do was eat it.  It sat in the oven all night on 425 degrees.  I think I am lucky to be alive right now.

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Foreign Pizza is Weird

by John on May 16, 2010 · 2 comments

I don’t like base Epic Portions off of posts from Thisiswhyyourefat.com but when I saw Pizza Hut Middle East’s new Crown Crust Pizza, I had to share it.  I knew I could find a bit information on it.  The crust has little pockets filled with meatballs and balls of Philadelphia-brand cream cheese.  Apparently the purpose of the cream cheese is to be spread all over the pizza.  That doesn’t even sound good.

Pizza Hut Crown Pizza

Like a real G, I managed to locate a picture from a food blogger in Kuwait.  Like a real G, I said.

Pizza Hut Crown Pizza

Can’t figure out why anyone would want to slather their pizza in cream cheese and enjoy a meatball or two to wash down all those olives.  I guess it can’t be worse than the 12 Cones Pizza, which is filled with creamed “crabsticks” , shrimps and pineapple slices.  If you’re currently in the Philippines, what are you waiting for?  Go get one!  Thanks to Genejosh, Epic Portions’ correspondent based in the Philippines, for this delicious picture.

12 Cones Pizza - Pizza Hut

By the way, Genejosh does not work for Epic Portions.  In fact, I doubt she even knows we exist.  I just stole that last picture from her.  Hope she doesn’t mind!

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The FrankenWeber

by John March 25, 2010

For the last few years, I have been fascinated in finding a way to construct some sort of pizza cooking “apparatus”(?) for myself to use at home.  My dream is that one day I will be able to make my own dough, sauce, cheese blend, and whatever else I feel like adding.  No more ordering [...]

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Redemption is my Name

by John February 5, 2010

On May 25th, 2009 I attempted to eat Bella Italia’s 30″ meat lovers pizza and failed miserably.  Looking back on the attempt,  we did fairly well, but our preparation was lacking.  We decided to give it a try the day of, and our stomachs weren’t even completely empty.  You may remember the end result looking [...]

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Aubree’s Pizzeria and Tavern – Ypsilanti Township

by Jeremy January 14, 2010

Aubree’s is a long time institution in Ypsilanti, my adopted hometown. The original establishment graces Depot Town, a wonderful little strip of restaurants and bars just a mile down the road from Eastern Michigan University. Eventually Aubree’s added other locations, two in the Ypsilanti/Ann Arbor area and one in Marquette in the Upper Peninsula, near [...]

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Domino’s “New” Pizza Recipe

by John December 18, 2009
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After reading about Dominos’ new pizza recipe in pretty much every food blog on the internet, I thought I would take advantage of my location, and actually try it out.  Currently, Ann Arbor, MI is the only Domino’s market serving the recipe.  The reason?  It all started here!  This is until December 27th, when it [...]

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