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Cuba Libre

When you have small children, dinner alone at a nice restaurant with your spouse is a luxury.  Usually, our wedding anniversary is the one day a year we can count on to be able to do this.  So, like haggard revolutionaries descending from the jungle, my wife and I entered one of Philadelphia’s finest Cuban restaurants, Cuba Libre, to mark our 10th anniversary.

Cuba Libre

She ordered a glass of white wine, while I embraced the setting and ordered a Mojito.  The Mojito was very nice, but something is lost when drinking a tropical drink in a non-tropical setting.

For appetizers, my wife wanted the triple dip platter, with Haitian eggplant, black bean hummus, and smoked marlin dip/spreads.  I was pleased with her choice and ready to eat when suddenly I was paralyzed by the icy grip of fear.  Along with plantain chips, the dips were also served with cassava chips.  As you may or may not know, Time Magazine had declared cassava one of the ten most dangerous foods in the world.  My palms grew sweaty, chills ran up my spine, and the thought of leaving this mortal coil became a real proposition.  How could I enjoy my appetizer when one its components was going to try to kill me?

Fortunately, I remembered my previous, Pulitzer Prize winning post about Time’s ridiculous list.  Cassava was only dangerous if served raw.  After sneaking into the kitchen to inspect the cooking method, and then convincing the chef and the manager on duty that I wasn’t insane, I settled in to enjoy my non-raw cassava chips.

And they were fantastic.  Perhaps it was the proximity with danger, but I felt alive while indulging in the appetizer.  My senses were even more aroused by the fact that the dips were amazing, especially the Haitian Eggplant, which was spicy and delicious.  The smoked marlin was what you would expect, it tasted like smoked fish, and the black bean hummus was also outstanding.  But the real revelation was the Haitian eggplant and the plantain chips.  All in all, a terrific appetizer.

For dinner I had a sampler of empanadas, which seemed appropriately Cuban.  One included chicken, corn, and jack cheese, which I could only describe as sinfully delicious.  My wife selected a watercress salad and black bean soup, both of which were top-notch, and I also ordered black beans w/rice, onion, and bacon on the side.  Cubans must love black beans, and who can blame them?  They are outstanding, and at Cuba Libre they were clay in the chef’s hands. 

If you are in Philly, Cuba Libre is a fantastic choice.  Highly recommend.

Dolce 

Not ready to call it a night, we asked our waitress for a recommendation for dessert and a nightcap.  Her choice: Dolce, a trendy Italian restaurant a couple blocks away.  My wife and I agreed and found our way there ten minutes later. 

Upon entering, my wife and I snickered a bit.  Trendy?  Perhaps, but at Dolce they were trying too hard.  The whole thing smacked of too much effort.  The floor lit up, the waitresses were dour, pouty, and aloof, and at 11pm on a Friday night the place was practically empty.  They might want to consider kicking it down a notch.

We did order dessert, vanilla cheesecake for me and apple pie with ice cream and caramel sauce for my wife.  My cheesecake was fine — nothing special — but the apple pie was AMAZING.  Imagine our surprise, that at this trying-too-hard-to-be-trendy restaurant we would find the most delicious apple pie.  How the hell does that make sense?

After finishing dessert, we ordered another round of drinks, Bailey’s and coffee for my wife and a Dogfish IPA for me.

If you are looking for a pleasant environment and quality, friendly service, Dolce is not for you.  The waitress was too pouty and dour, and the light up floor was giving me a headache.  But they made one hell of a great apple pie.

In the final installment:  My road trip back and lunch in State College at the Nittany Lion Inn.

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Road trips can function a couple of different ways.  There is the ideal kind, the one where time is not really an issue, you can stop and check out interesting sights and scenery, and most importantly, discover a local eatery that is delicious and memorable.  Unfortunately, when I had to drive to Philadelphia last week, I was in a hurry and unable to explore.

That means driving on the Interstate the whole way and living at the mercy of what I call Interstate Eats.  You know what I mean, you are driving down the highway, ripping off mile after mile all to the sounds of whatever strikes your fancy on your iPod, and the signs appear:  McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, Wendy’s, etc.  It is bleak, my friends.

The night before I left, I did what any modern intrepid road tripper does:  I made several playlists for my iPod, loaded it up with podcasts of This American Life and Real Time With Bill Maher and inspected my vehicle — my trusty, no-longer-produced-because-they-are-out-of-business Saturn Vue, and got a decent night sleep because I was unable to leave until 5pm the next day, which meant that I would hit Philly at around 3am.

The road from Ann Arbor to Philly is covered mostly by the Ohio and Pennsylvania Turnpikes.  Aside from gouging you for tolls, the Turnpike “plazas” that have restrooms, food, and gas are grossly overpriced.  But what can you do?  A hungry traveler has got to eat.  Fortunately, the plazas on the Turnpike have a slightly better choice than leaving it to chance in Podunk, Ohio.

Behold! The Ohio Turnpike Service Plaza in all its Glory!!!!

For starters, every one has a Starbucks.  When you have to drive 600 miles and most of it is at night, my usual aversion to Starbucks gets pushed aside.  So the first important task of fueling myself with coffee is accomplished with relative ease, if you consider Starbucks’ lame ordering system easy (I’m sorry, but a tall will never equal a small in my world).  But after a few McMochas from Starbucks, I was ready for real food. 

Lo and behold, included in one of the Ohio Turnpike plazas was a Panera.  When faced with McDonalds, Pizza Hut Express, or Panera, the choice is quite simple.  My history with Panera dates back to my days as a rosy-cheeked youth living in the suburbs of St. Louis.  There, at the teenage hangout known as Chesterfield Mall, was the St. Louis Bread Company — the restaurant which would eventually be known as Panera Bread.  So I have a soft spot for Panera.

After stretching a bit and inspecting the maps (something I always do, even if I have my route memorized, call it a catharsis) I walked into Panera and checked out the menu.  Usually the “You pick two” is my Panera standby, but the menu offered an intriguing and potentially delicious option: The Cuban Chicken Panini.

Panera's Cuban Chicken Panini (thanks to our freinds at Grub Grade for the pic)

Is there anything not to love about the traditional Cuban sandwich?  Chicken, ham, swiss, and pickles, all smashed into a delightful, handheld symphony of flavor.  I was excited about trying Panera’s version, as it was a nice break from the drive and I have a general theory that smashing a sandwich makes it better.

Panera’s Cuban Chicken Panini includes all the favorites I listed above, along with a chipotle mayo and a sun-dried tomato mustard, all on perfectly pressed focaccia.  I received my sandwich and it was piping hot, which was fantastic as it allowed me to linger a few minutes while it cooled to read a copy of the Metro Times I snagged from a gas station before I left.  Nothing like reading Dan Savage before you eat…

As for the sandwich itself, it was delicious.  Sure, I had a few qualms — the pickles should be thinly sliced and cover the whole sandwich; Panera used pickle chips which provided poor overall coverage.  But you will not hear any other negative words.  The chicken was tender and juicy, the ham provided a nice, salty bite, the swiss was the perfect compliment.  But I was really surprised by how much I liked the sun dried tomato mustard.  Tangy and tasty, it complimented the meat but also was flavorful enough to stand out.  I will no doubt seek out Panera’s Cuban Chicken Panini again.

After devouring my sandwich, I pushed forward into the night.  Pittsburgh welcomed me with some great Indie music on a local station (91.3 for our Pittsburgh readers) and I rolled into Philly early the next morning.  I was tired and ready to sleep, but excited about exploring the city when I woke up.

Fortunately, the rest of the trip would provide real culinary adventures — as delicious as my sandwich was, I was hungry for something new.  I would find it the next day, along with some delicious old friends and Philly specialties.

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Usually when I’m talking to someone about food in Ann Arbor, whether they live in the area or not, Zingerman’s will come up in the conversation.  It’s somewhat of the food landmark of Ann Arbor. Regardless of the fact that most people have to take out a second mortgage on their home to eat there, the deli is serving pretty ridiculously good food.  It’s worth it to make a visit and pay 14 dollars for a sandwich every now and then because everything is made in house and made incredibly well.  They don’t take any shortcuts at this place.  The bread is baked at Zingerman’s bakery, most of the cheese is made at their creamery, all of the sauces/toppings/condiments are made in house, and most of the ingredients are locally produced.  Ari (one of the owners) travels the world, searching for only the best varieties of each things they sell and it really shows in the food.  They really produce some special things here and it’s a treat every time I visit.

On a side note, bacon is treated like an art at Zingerman’s Deli.  They normally have 5-8 varieties at any given time.

Enough of the talk, what I really want to show you is what 70 dollars will get you at Zingerman’s Deli. Remember, this may be expensive but an occasional visit is worth every penny.  Seriously, I would like to write up a full review but you’re just going to have to trust me that everything tastes just as good as it looks.

Zingerman's Reuben - Zingerman’s corned beef, Switzerland Swiss cheese, sauerkraut & Russian dressing on grilled, hand-sliced Jewish rye bread.

Dinty Moore - Zingerman’s corned beef, lettuce, tomato & housemade Russian dressing on rye bread.

Wayne’s Inheritance - Grilled Amish chicken breast, Vermont cheddar cheese, cucumber & Zingerman’s ranch dressing on grilled rye bread.

Potato Latkes - Big, thick potato pancakes with homemade applesauce and Calder Dairy sour cream

Zingerman's Potato Salad - Redskin potatoes dressed in a delicious roasted red pepper dressing.

Potato Knish - Baked puff pastry stuffed with herbed mashed potatoes & onions.

Do yourself a favor and check out the ridiculous menu posted on their website.  Seriously, if you can’t find something you like at this place then there’s something wrong with you.

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Apparently Heinz Ketchip has finally gotten off their rear ends and realized that the Ketchup Packet has been responsible for dirtying more fingers, ruining more clothes, and frustrating hoards of hungry french fry and meatloaf fanatics around the world. Well, apparently things are changing – see how in this  review just in from SlateV.com:

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Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery – Part Deux

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A few months ago I caught some hell for going to Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery in Ann Arbor and ordering the Buffalo Mac & Cheese over some actual BBQ.  I felt that I owed it to people to actually try the ‘que and report on it.  Here you go, ...

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Los Amigos – Ypsilanti, MI

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Los Amigos is a bit of a cruise down Michigan Ave into the middle of nowhere, but nothing ridiculous. It’s actually right past Gabriel’s Hoagies which almost lured me in and ruined Los Amigo’s second chance. They’re housed in a building that’s a little intimidating looking, but once you step inside you find yourself in a very friendly, clean atmosphere.

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Pacific Beach Burritos – Ypsilanti, MI

February 15, 2010

About a year ago, the old A&W location on Washtenaw that had been vacant for years had a sign out front advertising that a burrito joint called Pacific Beach Burritos would soon move in.  This caught my eye because I am a burrito fanatic.  They’re like beauty wrapped in a ...

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