I’m a fan of when people decide to take it upon themselves to build random objects and/or structures out of bacon. It’s just great fun for the whole family. Today, I’m browsing the internet, and I come across the Meatini, which is a martini glass made out of bacon with scrambled eggs inside. The first word that comes to my mind is, “Genius”. Take a look, and I dare you to think otherwise:
I took it upon myself to find out what genius decided to create this. Surely it was a student at Yale or perhaps Harvard, or a past Nobel Prize winner. What I found horrified me. This beautiful creation was made by a serial killer with a dangerously inappropriate shirt on. Don’t believe me? I have proof.
Looking batshit nuts crazy el loco insane in the membrane:
And if that wasn’t enough, the guy kidnapped someone’s child and is force feeding it meat with some strange woman:
I pray for this child’s safety and hope the proper authorities recover her soon so that she may be re-united with her family. If you have an information on her wherabouts, please contact your local authorities.
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7 responses to “Meatini/Serial Killer”
Nice and great observations. Would not have paid attention to that shirt if you didn’t call it out.
OMG. Right before I read your entry I seen the martini bacon bowl on this is why your fat. THEN I seen your entry and couldn’t stop laughing. That is INDEED scary.
Just thought that in addition to bacon-infused vodka, Meatini’s, and such, that you would like a Bacontini recipe. Apparently Bacon is all the rage in the Bay Area now. They have Bacontini shots, Bacon-inspired-ice cream, and even Bacon Brownies…
Bacontini
Makes 1 cocktail
Vermouth
Bacon grease
3 ounces vodka
Dash Tabasco
Dash olive juice
1 slice cooked bacon
Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth and rim the edge with bacon grease. In an ice-filled cocktail shaker, mix vodka with Tabasco and olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with bacon slice.
BTW…that guys is beyond creepy, and I feel like his eyes are bearing into my soul! You should instead replace his eyes with pieces of Bacon.
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