I don’t like base Epic Portions off of posts from Thisiswhyyourefat.com but when I saw Pizza Hut Middle East’s new Crown Crust Pizza, I had to share it. I knew I could find a bit information on it. The crust has little pockets filled with meatballs and balls of Philadelphia-brand cream cheese. Apparently the purpose of the cream cheese is to be spread all over the pizza. That doesn’t even sound good.
Like a real G, I managed to locate a picture from a food blogger in Kuwait. Like a real G, I said.
Can’t figure out why anyone would want to slather their pizza in cream cheese and enjoy a meatball or two to wash down all those olives. I guess it can’t be worse than the 12 Cones Pizza, which is filled with creamed “crabsticks” , shrimps and pineapple slices. If you’re currently in the Philippines, what are you waiting for? Go get one! Thanks to Genejosh, Epic Portions’ correspondent based in the Philippines, for this delicious picture.
By the way, Genejosh does not work for Epic Portions. In fact, I doubt she even knows we exist. I just stole that last picture from her. Hope she doesn’t mind!
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2 responses to “Foreign Pizza is Weird”
To be honest, I was actually salivating over that pizza. I’m not sure if you’ve seen the ad yet, but I really want to try the cream cheese version now (apparently there’s a version with meatballs, one with cream cheese and one with a combination of balls and cheese). I’m not so sure about the meatball version, they seem somewhat out of place on a pizza.
This is the TV ad, btw: http://khimjiblog.com/2010/04/04/the-all-new-crown-crust-pizza-2/