Author: John

  • What John Wants To Eat Today

    Summer is almost here, and I am excited to get the grill out.  One of my favorite things to grill are Brats that have been sitting in a beer marinade for a few hours.  Also, the greatest summer side dish has to be potato salad.   Here is how I do brats and potato salad:

    If you’re just buying grocery store Brats, stick with Johnsonville.  I always buy the spicy version, but the original works just fine.  You want to open them up and poke several holes in each brat with a fork.  This is going to allow the marinade to get through the casing.  Put the brats in the brats in a large bowl, and add the following ingredients(this is assuming you are making one package of brats):

    • 2 bottles of dark beer
    • 1 half onion, roughly chopped
    • 4 cloves garlic
    • A palm full of brown sugar
    • Red pepper flakes (add as much as you like)
    • A dash of Tabasco
    • This is optional, but I always add a bit of Sriracha chili sauce.  If you use a lot it gives brats more of an Asian flavor, which is odd to some people, but if you get the perfect amount in it creates a delicious flavor.  I would add about a tablespoon, if i had to guess.

    Let the brats sit in the marinade for about 2 hours, then throw on the grill.  Trust me on this.  These are amazing.

    As for the potato salad, I like the mustard variety without a lot of crunch from peppers and other ingredients.  I like the potatoes and the sauce to create the flavor.

    Here’s what you’ll need:

    • 5 pounds potatoes, cooked
    • 3 or 4 hard-boiled eggs
    • 1/4 cup onion, minced
    • 1 small jar pimento
    • 3/4 cup sweet pickle relish
    • Salt
    • Pepper
    • 1 tsp. celery seed
    • Paprika
    • Mayonnaise
    • Yellow mustard

    Cook the potatoes in a large pot with enough water to cover while boiling.  Don’t overcook them or they will fall apart.  Place potatoes into a strainer.  Peel and dice the them while they are still warm!

    Add chopped eggs, and onions.   Add pimento pickle relish, and celery seed.  Add mayonnaise and yellow mustard to taste (approximately ½ cup mayonnaise and ¼ cup mustard). If potatoes are too watery at this point add less mayonnaise.  Add salt and pepper to taste.

    I usually do the taste test and add more of any of the ingredients if I feel the salad is lacking something

    Place in serving bowl and sprinkle top with paprika. I always boil a few eggs, chop them up and place on top.

    Cover and place in refrigerator until cold. Do not cover with aluminum foil; use plastic or glass instead. Foil will discolor eggs and possibly interact with mayonnaise.

    There you have it, perfect potato salad.

  • Wow.

    Padma Lakshmi from Top Chef’s Hardees commercial…

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  • Wendy’s Chili

    I was eating Wendy’s chili for lunch today and was thinking to myself, “You know, this chili is quite delicious.”  It was then that I noticed a giant chunk of beef which resembled the corner of a beef patty.  It was also then that I remembered someone telling me that Wendy’s chili is made from unused beef patties from the day before.  I decided to find out for myself.

    According to employees who are quicker to throw their employer under the bus than Mike Vanderjagt, here is how chili is made at Wendy’s:

    1. All burger patties that were not sold, are broken, or burnt are collected and deposited into a bag.  The bag is dated and put into a cooler.
    2. The next morning employees collect the oldest bag,  rinse the meat in hot water, put meat in large pot of water and boil until it becomes granules.
    3. Meat is then drained and cooled.
    4. Employees then add a can of pre-made chili sauce from the warehouse, cans of beans, pre-made spice packets, and frozen veggies
    5. Scary part.  According to most of the employees, that mixture is combined with yesterday’s chili.  Most call it the “Eternal Chili Pot.”

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of fast food..  I know most if it is nasty, but I guess I just held Wendy’s chili to higher standards.  Damnit.