Epic Portions

Author: John

  • Bottom Filling Beer Dispenser

    This is the pinnacle of the human race.

    I’m convinced that this is the greatest innovation in alcohol since Four Loko.  It’s been a good year for booze.

  • Christmas Dinner..

    Twice baked potatoes topped with Boar’s Head sharp Cheddar and Steak Au Poivre.  The traditional Moors family Christmas dinner.

    Merry Christmas from Epic Portions!

  • The Slaughterhouse.

    Caution:  This is the greatest video ever created.

    I watched this with my mouth open and watery eyes.  If you watch all the way through, you will see Jack Daniels bacon fat egg nogg, bacon rain, a candy bacon roof and more greatness.