Author: John

  • Slow’s BarBQ – Detroit, MI

    Since its opening a few years ago, Slows BarBQ has been one of the most popular eating destinations in the Detroit area. This is great for both Detroit’s economy and local business owners, but terrible for this guy named John who visited the place 5 times in hopes of eating delicious BBQ only to have his hopes smashed by an hour wait.  Don’t think just because I didn’t stick around those other 5 times that it’s not worth the wait.  It’s just difficult to justify that long of a wait when Mexican Town is right around the corner. If you’re going to give them a try, I strongly suggest going at an odd hour for late lunch/early dinner as there’s often a wait to get a table or even a lone spot at the bar.

    You walk into Slow’s through a huge wooden door that doesn’t really even look much like a door.  I’m sure some of the general public has fits about where they enter the restaurant.  How inconvenient!  It’s a nice, artsy touch, I think.   We walked into a modern looking place, light wood everywhere and a hell of a bar that sits right in the middle of the restaurant.  The decor is upscale and offers trendy take on BBQ.  It’s a nice place in a rough neighborhood, just down the street from the old Tiger stadium site. It’s a pretty dodgy looking area, and parking is just on the street, but there’s little reason not to feel completely safe there during the day.  During the night time you may run into a character or two, but that’s going to happen in Detroit.

    Service is laid back.  You don’t get the feeling that you’re being waited on by some college kid but they also don’t act like professional servers.  There’s no drink suggestions or a recommendation of a daily special.  They ask what you want, recommend something if needed, then bring you your food. It’s no bullshit service, which I can always appreciate.

    The menu is divided between soups/appetizers, sandwiches, and actual BBQ platters.  There are many different appetizers that range from 5-8 bucks, the sandwiches are very affordable and usually fall in 7-10 dollar price range, while the BBQ platters are anywhere from 11-20 bucks depending on how much food you get.  On this particular visit, it was 11:30AM so I wasn’t exactly in the mood yet to start shoveling ribs into my mouth.  Looking back, I don’t think there is a bad time for that, but I just felt like ordering something different.

    I started with the Brisket Enchiladas and man was this a good decision.  The corn tortillas, which come from Mexican Town, tasted incredibly fresh and were well stuffed with very juicy brisket.  They are topped with smoked Gouda and American cheese and finished with their spicy BBQ sauce.  This is serious.  I could have ordered an entire pan of these for my dinner.

    For my main course there really wasn’t any choice other than the Triple Threat Pork sandwich, which was featured on Man v. Food.  The Triple Threat comes with apple wood smoked bacon, pulled pork, and a large slice of ham.  This combination is surrounded by two huge pieces of Texas toast.  This is some serious stuff.  The pulled pork is probably the most tender I have ever had in my life.  The flavor isn’t amazing, but it’s not bad either.  I’m very picky about my pulled pork and I would have to say this gets a solid B.  The bacon is perfection and that’s all I have to say about it.  The ham is fantastic, as well.  I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if you’re not a fan of pork products, then maybe this sandwich isn’t for you.

    Just in case this meal didn’t make me fat enough already, I decided I had to have a side of mac and cheese.  Who goes to a BBQ joint and doesn’t get Mac and Cheese?  Come on now.  That would be terrible of me.  The mac and cheese was solid, but not great.  It’s more hearty than creamy and is heavy on the pepper.  It’s different than most mac and cheeses I’ve had.  I’m not saying it’s bad, just a little different than I expected.

    If you’re in Detroit and have some time to kill, go check out Slow’s.  It’s a fun experience and the food is quite tasty.  Like I said, you may end up waiting up to an hour for a table, but it’s worth it to sample some of the best BBQ Detroit has to offer.

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  • Lentil Soup at Jerusalem Garden

    I love Jerusalem Garden’s lentil soup.  It’s like having a bowl of heaven and each bite is full of angels. That actually incredibly sacrilegious and even disgusting, but I swear there’s no other way to describe the taste.  It’s incredible.  I’m currently in talks with several companies about obtaining bowl big enough to fill with lentil soup and bathe in it. Photographic documentation will follow.

  • Bagger Dave’s – Ann Arbor, MI

    Me and Coco aka That Guy aka co-host of the Coco and Warhammer Show went over to Bagger Dave’s for some burgers the other day. There’s one right down the street from our work and I had never been, despite hearing mostly good things.  Apparently this location is one of three, with all of them being Michigan based.  A guy who owns a bunch of Buffalo Wild Wings decided he wanted to open a gourmet burger joint in Berkely a few years ago with the hopes that it would catch on and become a chain.  Not a bad idea.  With the exception of the obvious hole in the wall burger joints, Michigan lacked any kind of gourmet burger establishment until Five Guys started moving in recently.  With the two additional Bagger Dave’s locations being added since 2008, it looks like the idea is working so far.

    Before I walked in I was expecting a mostly carry out based burger joint.  The place is actually more of a sit down restaurant(100+ seats) with a pretty solid(mostly local) beer selection.  There’s flat screen TVs and a mini train set that constantly runs around the top perimeter of the restaurant.  It doesn’t really have the feel of a burger joint, but it’s a comfortable, yet different, environment.

    "Amazingly Delicious" Turkey Black Bean Chili

    I started off with the “amazingly delicious” turkey black bean chili, mainly because of the whole “amazingly delicious” proclamation.  If you’re going to say something on your menu is that delicious, then damnit it better be.  I’m not usually a “substitute turkey for other meat” kind of guy, but like I said, the menu says amazingly delicious.  I had to put it to the test.  Gotta say, stuff is legit.  I can usually tell when things are made from turkey.  It just has a weird taste to me.  This was delicious, and had a good amount of spice.  Despite the fact that a bowl is $4.00+, I would have to recommend that you get some of this before your burger.

    Create Your Own Burger

    For my burger, I felt that there was no other choice for me than to create my own.  There are a many options on the actual menu, but come on.  How much fun is that?   The thin patties start out in the open kitchen at 3.5 ounces — one costs $3.29 and two $4.29 (turkey burgers are a dollar more) and come in a plain, sesame or whole wheat roll or sourdough bread. For 75 cents you can add one of six kinds of cheese, and for $1 you can add on “premium” topping of fries, fried egg, guacamole, bacon or that delicious turkey black bean chili.  Bagger Dave’s also offers 16 “meaningless free toppings” that range from ketchup and lettuce to sautéed mushrooms, Cajun spice and green peppers.

    The burgers are advertised as hand-crafted from lean ground beef that is never frozen.   The burgers are all cooked medium-well, which is always troubling to me.   The result is a smaller patty that was actually a little dry for my tastes. I felt like the condiments and add ons made the burger, not the actual patty.  I feel like if you’re opening a restaurant that specializes in burgers, your patty should stand out even without a single condiment.  These didn’t.

    I will say that my creation, with a hell of a lot of toppings, was absolutely delicious.  I went with a plain bun and two regular beef patties with pepper jack cheese, Santa Fe chipolte sauce, a fried egg, applewood bacon, mayo, and Cajun spice. Like I said, the beef is pretty average but the slop on top made it into a solid burger.  Check this guy out.

    Not anything amazing, but pretty solid.  Expect to pay about 12 bucks per person if you’re getting a drink, fries/chili, and a burger.  A little steep for burgers and fries, you’re getting a lot more than that if you’re creating your own burger.

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