Author: John

  • Indefinite Hiatus! (2 days)

    So yeah, I’m moving right now so I won’t be able to provide you with any updates for a day or two.  Worse yet, I don’t have internet at the new spot so that’s going to provide some problems as well.  Don’t get too down on me though, because even during this down time I’m acquiring massive amounts of content for later updates.  Well, that’s a lie.  I think I only have one thing ready to go, but 99% of the content on this site is created without much thought.

    I did want to update you on something.  A few weeks ago I did a post pleading Al Noor to improve their customer service or face their demise.  Well, apparently they either received that message way too late or just didn’t get it at all.  I’m going to go with the latter.  Al Noor has closed, and is currently for rent.  No more garlic sauce for me.  Crap.

    I think that’s all I wanted to say.  I just didn’t want my beautiful readers to think I was abandoning them.  Epic Portions will go on.  That’s a goddamn  promise.  If you’re going thorugh withdrawels and just can’t live without me, feel free to follow me on Twitter.  I am in the process of trying to post pictures of everything I eat, so you can expect 7-8 posts per day.  I even got the fat man sweats last night during dinner.  Scary.

  • Taco Bell Pornography

    I had Taco Bell for lunch once again today.  It was delicious, as usual.  The only difference was that I took pictures of it.  I’ve been into this whole food pornography thing lately.  I think these pictures turned out pretty well.

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  • Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix

    From time to time Shaya, my best bacon friend in the world, sends me links to bacon related websites, products, you name it. Yesterday, she just may have out done herself. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you….

    Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix.

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    Holy shitake mushrooms.