Category: Food Reviews

  • Bill’s Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI

    In this area, most people head to Ann Arbor for their dining choices.  Some people like to stick around Ypsilanti and visit Sidetrack or Aubree’s.  I can’t argue with any of these choices, but when it comes to really good local joints you just can’t beat a trip down Michigan Ave.  Sure, you may feel like you’re in a bit of an odd(for some people, scary) area on your way there but once you reach Gabriel’s Hoagies, Roy’s Squeeze-Inn or Los Amigos you’ll feel like you’re in food heaven.  These are some of the few businesses on this strip that remain from the 1950’s and before, and are offering not only great food, but an experience that you just can’t find many other places.

    Bill's Drive Inn - Ypsilanti, MI
    Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI

    Right across the street from Gabriel’s and Roy’s sits Bill’s Drive-In, which like both places, has fed locals for 50+ years(since 1935, to be exact).  The building looks like a tiny mustard colored house surrounded by a parking lot,  but two windows at the front and crooked signage indicating hot dogs and root beer let you know that this little house is actually a hot dog stand.  Pull in, but don’t get out of your car.  An attendant will be at your car within one minute and they do not serve customers at the front window.

    There are no menus at Bill’s.  If you’re not sure what you want, the attendant will quickly tell you what they offer.  Hot dogs with or without chili, topped with your choice of onions, cheese, or mustard.  Loose burgers are also offered. There is homemade root beer to drink, and potato chips if you need a side.  If that’s not simple enough for you then I think you may have some sort of problem.  If you need something else other than that, I just don’t think Bill’s isn’t for you.  This isn’t Pink’s or any kind of fancy Hollywood hot dog stand.  They don’t need any other items.  Their menu is perfect.

    Chili Dog from Bill's Drive Inn - Ypsilanti, MI
    Chili Dog from Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI

    Order a dog or two with chili and a large root beer.  It will only cost you about $3.00.  Open the paper wrap and you’ll find a steamed white bun that is shorter than the hot dog.   The hot dog is cooked by boiling and kept warm by steam. The dogs are naturally cased and while they don’t have as much snap as I would normally like, the flavor makes it completely OK.  The chili is very unique.  Not quite Coney chili, but not like.. Well, it’s hard to explain.  It’s definitely tomato rich and a little spicier than most Coney chili.  They have gotten the chili to hot dog ratio perfect and the ratio is consistent on every order.  The dog is topped with plenty of chili, but just not enough to spill all over your lap while eating it in your car.

    Homemade Root Beer from Bill's Drive Inn - Ypsilanti, MI
    Homemade Root Beer from Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI

    The hot dogs and chili are delicious, but the real star of Bill’s Drive-In is the root beer.  Believe me when I tell you that this is the best root beer you will ever had.  I have traveled thousands of miles on a quest to find the worlds’ best root beer.  I haven’t really, but I’ve tried a lot of root beer in my life and this is by far the best.  There’s not even a close second.  The root beer is rich, creamy, a little syrupy, with a nice bite to the finish.  It’s the definition of legit.  You just can’t get root beet like this anywhere else, especially in a bottle or can.  Next time you visit, ask to take a gallon home with you. It comes in a simple milk jug and will be gone in 24 hours.  You’ll thank me later.

    Bill’s is another example of the great good that exists in this area if you look for it.  It’s not exactly a hidden gem, but most people would have to venture out farther than they usually go for a meal to find it.  Do some research and you will find places, such as Bill’s, which offers so much more appeal and history than simply going to a chain restaurant and eating something that has little thought and process behind it.

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  • The Hundred Layer Lasagna

    I felt a little bad for exposing you to Tios’ “World Famous” Wet Burrito yesterday, so when I came across a link that simply stated “100 Layer Lasagna”, I saw it as an opportunity to make that up to you.

    NYMag.com recently did a report on the 100 Layer Lasagna that was created by Chef Mark Ladner at Del Posto, which is owned by Mario Batali(shocker).

    It’s really, really simple,” says Mark Ladner about his hundred-layer lasagne. Yes, that’s 100 layers: 50 practically transparent sheets of handmade pasta, alternating with 50 layers of sauce (Bolognese, besciamella, and marinara). Each 80-portion pan has to go into the oven by 1:30 P.M. every day. Otherwise, it doesn’t have enough time to cool and coalesce by dinner and completely collapses when you try to slice it. It takes three kitchen stations and many hands to put it together. Skewers hold it in place while it sets. You need a special spatuala to serve it. Maybe “simple” isn’t the word.

    Portions of the structure are currently available on certain tasting menus, with the cheapest one running you about $125.  If you ask for it a la cart, it will supposedly only run you around $30.

    For those of you who are completely out of your mind and think this is not one of the more delicious looking creations in the entire world, Tom Colicchio begs to differ.

  • Epic Product Reviews: Chocolate Cheerios

    As the parent of two young children, Cheerios are a staple at our house.  Which kind of sucks because Cheerios are pretty bland and boring.  It is, however, a healthy cereal and a nice finger food for my one year old.  We have eaten many of the other offerings from Cheerios:  Apple Cinnamon (good), Multi Grain (boring), Fruity (better than Fruity Pebbles, but high in sugar) and Frosted (pointless).  So I was quite hopeful when a couple months ago I found Chocolate Cheerios on the shelf at my local food chopper.

    Choco-Cheerios

    Thus begins a new feature on Epic Portions:  Epic Product Reviews.  Today I delve into the world of Choco-Cheerios, as my son calls them. 

    The first thing I did when I found the aforementioned Choco-Cheerios was check the nutritional information.  What I found left me pleasantly surprised, Chocolate Cheerios come out pretty favorably.  Much lower in sugar than Cocoa Puffs or Cocoa Pebbles, almost as good as regular Cheerios.  Which makes sense, and thank you to the good people at General Mills for doing what is obvious:  Just add some cocoa powder to your regular Cheerios recipe and you can add flavor without creating something equivalent to Sugar Frosted Chocolate Bombs.

    Good for Spaceman Spiff, but not my kids

    As for flavor, Choco-Cheerios are pretty solid.  If you are looking for an overdose of chocolate flavor in the morning, you may want to stick with Cocoa Puffs.  The chocolate in Choco-Cheerios is somewhat subtle, which is probably what allows it to remain relatively good for you.  And while it does leave a nice chocolate milk mixture behind, it is not as rich as Cocoa Puffs.  Kind of a shame, because one of the joys of eating Cocoa Puffs is the delicious soup of chocolate milk left at the bottom of the bowl.

    Overall, I have to give Chocolate Cheerios a big thumbs up, we have a hard time keeping it around at my house as my wife also loves it.  Good flavor, and a relatively healthy selection.  Want to up the healthy quotient?  Try this tip:

    First, acquire a large Tupperware container not unlike the one Sarah Marshall purchased for Peter in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Then, purchase a box of Chocolate Cheerios and a box of regular Cheerios.  Pour the entire contents of both boxes into the Tupperware container.  Mix well, pour into your favorite cereal bowl and enjoy.  Now that is eating healthy, Epic Portions style.