eBay: Bizarre and Unusual Penis Shaped Chicken Nugget

John September 25, 2009

Randoms

chicken, Funny, penis

Just in case you have $26 that you wanted to throw in the trash, I encourage you to follow this link instead. For that $26 you can have a chicken nugget shaped like a penis instead! What an incredible opportunity. The bidding is actually over now, but some genius dropped the $26 and an additional $3 for the shipping of this edible weiner. It’s moment like these that make me proud to be an American. I’m going to go listen to some John Cougar Mellencamp now.

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Bizarre and Unusual Penis Shaped Chicken Nugget

Update:

Just in case your dreams were smashed when this bidding ended, I have found more penis shaped food for you. I got your back.

cheesecurl

Penis shaped Cheese Doodle
Current bid – $2.99

chickennugget

Penis shaped chicken nugget (stretching it a bit)
Opening bid – $5.00

This Diet May End…

John September 21, 2009

Other Recipes

italian, pasta, recipe

Upon browsing through what may be my new favorite blog, I found what may be the downfall of this diet of mine. This needs to be made at my household, and unfortunately I may need to invite some meat eaters over to help crush it. Feast your eyes on the Timpano, and visit The Food in my Beard for cooking instructions.

Just a quick play by play.. From the top that’s pasta with alfredo sauce, pasta with marinara, italian sausage, mozzarella sticks and meat balls mixed in, and chicken parm on the bottom. All that deliciousness is surrounded in a puff pastry. Sweet jesus.

Rock Band Band

John September 21, 2009

Randoms

best buy, random

This has nothing to do with food, and I don’t care. Gotta love Best Buy Ann Arbor.