…I see food and I eat it.
I was always under the impression that Gummy Bears were simply a delicious and fruity snack. It turns out, according to Google Images, these bears are murdering psychopaths.
The worst thing seems to be the Bears’ lack of remorse for these killings. Observe:
What the hell.
This is awesome. Anyone remember that simpsons episode where Homer eats the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper, goes all trippy, and discovers himself?
The merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango… grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.
Forget Guatemala! According to CNN, the inmates of the HillsoborughCounty Jail are making hot sauce – and you can buy some from www.jailhousefire.org. Don’t be surprised if you find a sprinkle of crack in there, though! I mean…it is prison and this ain’t no license plate!
Not sure how appropriate the Ad campaign is, but…whatever.
Watch out for falling prices at Wal-Mart. Currently you can pay $.10 more for a beer that strangely resembles urine.
