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I Love My Fans

Randoms

Call me lazy, or even being desperate for content, but my fan mail has been absolutely classic lately.  First I had the guy who thought I was Taco Bell corporate, now I have this doozy from “youdontneedtoknow”.  I wouldn’t have taken this so personally, but it was sent last night while my girlfriend and I were trying to watch Seinfield re-runs.  Specifically, the one where they’re stuck in a parking garage.  Not cool.  I felt a public reponse was required.

From: youdontneedtoknow
June 18th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

Who the hell do you think you are saying pizza hut isn’t good! First of all get your shit right… pizza hut is NOT a fast food place, it is a restaurant so you shouldnt classify them under that crap. Also the pastas ARE meant to feed four people sorry theres fat asses like you that eat like your 3 people. It’s people like you that try to cause the problems with families! If you ate the right proportions you were meant to you would know how it feeds four. Alright so I understand your thought on the commercial it is pretty dumb but the only reason restaurants or fast food places come up with new stuff is to make people like you happy, giving you varieties to pick from. Before you start talking crap about places find out about them first before you start making judgements!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well allow me to retort..


Dear youdontneedtoknow,

First, I would like to remind you that you are reading Epic Portions.  This blog mainly consists of me criticizing food, or talking about large portions of food.  If this is not your cup of tea, I would recommend you switch your daily food blog reading to Serious Eats, or the Pioneer Woman Cooks.

Second, I write a food blog which allows me communicate whatever opinions I like to a public forum.  This means I can say whatever I like about which ever topic I choose.  If you do not like my opinions, feel free to switch your daily blog reading to Serious Eats, or the Pioneer Woman Cooks.  They have more a neutral point of view that may be more for you.

Third, Pizza Hut sucks.  It’s by far the worst pizza I have ever had in my life.  They one upped this by serving the worst pasta I have ever had in my life.  If you disagree with my opinion, feel free to visit PizzaHutfansacrosstheworld.com.  Oh wait, that site doesn’t exist.

Fourth, I have eaten at Pizza Hut, therefore I “found out about them before I started making judgments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.  I found out that their food sucks.  See #3.

Fifth, your English/punctuation/spelling is terrible.  Shame on you for not proof reading your comment before sending it.  I feel that the proportions I eat are none of your business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sixth, why on earth did you feel the need to come on here and defend Pizza Hut?  That’s got me confused.

Love,

John and the Epic Portions staff(John)

Taste of Ann Arbor

Ann Arbor, Food Reviews

A few weeks ago the annual Taste of Ann Arbor eatfest was held in Ann Arbor, Michigan.  Every year, local Ann Arbor resturaunts and eateries line up tents across Main st. and offer visitors samples of their products.  This is a great event because it brings people together in search of food, and allows you to taste small amounts from a number of different places.  Before you think this is food heaven, tickets must be purchased in order to get the samples, and prices have gone way north.  La Dolce Vita was charging 10 tickets ($5.00) for a single chocolate covered strawberry.  Besides the high prices and large crowds, this is a great event.  If you have not been before, I highly recommend you visit next year.  Here are a few photos from this year.

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Mmmmm.. Ribs...

Mmmmm.. Ribs...

Tios bragging about having the best Mexican food in the area.  Notice the huge line of people dying get a "world famous" wet burrito

Tios bragging about having the best Mexican food in the area. Notice the huge line of people dying get a "world famous" wet burrito

Cafe Habana serving Ropa Vieja and Cuban sandwiches

Cafe Habana serving Ropa Vieja and Cuban sandwiches

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Sabor Latino (Ann Arbor, MI)

Ann Arbor, Food Reviews

I’m always looking for good Mexican restaurants in my area, so I get pretty excited when I can find one that is both authentic, and well reviewed. This was the case for Sabor Latino, in Ann Arbor. Everything I had heard said it offered delicious, authentic Mexican, Colombian and Puerto Rican dishes for a very affordable price. Morale was high.

I’m a believer that it is fairly easy to make average Mexican food by throwing different peppers and spices together, but extremely difficult to make great Mexican food using fresh ingredients and family recipes.  It’s always disappointing to me when I come into a Mexican restaurant and see that their menu consists of unoriginal items like wet burritos, quesadillas and simple burritos.  This just happened to be the case for Sabor Latino.

As I saw down, this restaurant seemed to fit all of my criteria for a great Mexican joint.

  1. The salsa seemed to be freshly made, the chips were warm and there was no charge.
  2. The building was not free standing.
  3. Our chips and salsa were brought by someone other than our server.
  4. The menus were slightly dirty.
  5. No yellow cheese
  6. The walls seemed to have been painted several times
  7. There were several sombreros hanging from the wall
  8. The menu was up front and simple.

My hopes were extremely high.  Things began to go down hill from there.  The temperature outside that day was around 75 degrees, and as we walked in I realized that the restaurant was warmer than it was outside.

The chips and salsa were a good start.  The salsa was served in a small jug and tasted pretty good.  It was a little over pureed, but the taste was pretty good and spicy.   We decided to start with a bean and chorizo dip.  What we got was one of the saltiest things I have ever eaten in my life.  I know chorizo adds a lot of salt to any dish, but this was absolutely ridiculous.  We found ourselves pouring salsa on top of the dish to attempt to cut the saltiness.  Also, the chorizo was somehow ground and combined into a huge pile of refried beans.  I expected somewhat of a layered dip with chorizo and cheese, but instead we got this over salted pile of beans.  The worst part?  Our waitress abandoned our table for ten minutes, leaving us dying for refills on our drinks.  We couldn’t get get through half of the appetizer because of the saltiness.

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The menu was extremely limited, and I attempted to order from the specials menu which apparently is only available on Fridays.  I ended up settling on the fajitas with chicken, steak, and shrimp because the waitress said they were very good there.  I’m always very hesitant to order fajitas at restaurants because I like to think that my family has the best fajita recipe in the world.  My girlfriend, Stephanie, was more observant than I and saw that there was a daily special for chicken mole.  I was immediately jealous.

When my fajitas arrived, and I was extremely disappointed before even trying them.  The platter contained more large cuts of bell pepper than any of the meats.  The peppers were only slightly roasted, and a large amount of liquid had formed under the toppings.  The next thing I noticed was that in my small plate of fajita accessories, there was no sign of any cheese.  No cheese on fajitas?  I was assuming it was some sort of mistake, but found out when I asked for a small side of cheese that it was a dollar extra.  Party foul.  The fajitas were extremely bland, and when I finished the meat I was left with a heaping pile of peppers and onions.  Not impressive at all.

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Surely, the mole would be better.  Nope!  The shredded chicken was smothered in a mole sauce that had a little kick to it, but no real notable flavor.  I can’t even begin to write a detailed review because of the blandness of the taste.  You will have to settle for a picture of this one.  I will note that when I asked for some form of hot sauce or green salsa, the waitress gave me a confused look and stated there was none.

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We ended up leaving most of the food we ordered because of the heat in the restaurant, and the lack of any impressive food on our table.  I would have to say this is the second least impressive Mexican restaurant I have ever visited, aside from the always terrible Tios in Ypsilanti.  I’m not sure if it was simply the selection of food we chose, the lack of quality service, or the heat, but I left extremely frustrated and unhappy with the experience.  I tried to write this review as nicely as possible, but if you want normal ranting John’s opinion.. It sucked.   Terrible.  Don’t ever eat there.

Sabor Latino on Urbanspoon

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