While eating dinner last night, I had an epiphany.  I do not know what exactly an epiphany is, but I believe it means I had a vision…  No, that doesn’t really work either.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that I had a great idea last night.

I, John Moors, am going to begin training for competitive eating.

I don’t really have a plan for anything yet, and haven’t even been able to any competitive eating events around this area.  If it comes down to me just eating huge amounts of food and competing against someone in another booth who is unaware of my presence, than so be it.  I will begin training with goal of entering small competitions and gauging my abilities.  From where, who knows?

I will keep you updated.

For some reason, McDonald’s continues to serve snack wraps. I got the courage to order one a while ago and it was literally one of the most disgusting things I have ever eaten.  It’s basically a small chicken tender, shredded lettuce, a TINY sprinkle of cheese and some dressing.

I guess the new idea is to shrink their Big Mac into one of these wraps and hope people are sick of the sandwich that made them famous. The Snack Wrap Mac features the fixings of a Big Mac–a sliced burger patty, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle and onions–but no sesame seed bun. It’s packaged in a warm flour tortilla. It was launched at all 1,400 McDonald’s outlets in Canada this week selling for $1.49, and will be on the menu there through May 18.

This is really stupid.

I managed to find some Canadians who stopped in to try one posted their findings on the web.  Behold, the Snack Wrap Mac:

Update: They took the picture down.  Crap.

Sick.