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Greatest Burger Joint Ever?

Food Reviews
Michael Symon's B-Spot

Michael Symon is a personal hero of mine.  Making him an Iron Chef was one of the best things the Food Network has ever done and of course they’ve screwed it up by not giving him enough screen time.  The man loves meat, and he recently opened up The B-Spot in Woodmere, Ohio which quite possibly gets my vote for the greatest burger joint ever.  I don’t even need to try it.  I can tell just from reading the menu.  Clearly written on the bottom is “We cook in Lard“.  None of this ‘Your burger may come in contact with lard” business.

The Red Hot Burger has my mouth watering.  This burger is topped with pulled pork, pickled tomato, hot peppers, pepperjack cheese, siracha mayo.

The Red Hot Burger courtesy of funplayingwithfood.blogspot.com

They do offer a vegetarian burger called The Why? Before you lose faith in Symon’s love for meat,  you are given the option of adding bacon free of charge.

You can even get your burgers cooked the way you like them.  They’re not all cooked into submission like other joints.  In fact, you are encouraged to order your burgers rare.  The cooking temperatures on the website are as follows:

  • Rare: blood red, cold/cool in center
  • Mid Rare: reddish, cool in the center
  • Medium: reddish/pink, warm center
  • Mid Well: barely pink, warm center
  • Well: no pink, very sad, hot center

In case that wasn’t enough, The B-Spot also boasts a respectable beer menu, which includes three of Dexter’s own Jolly Pumpkin’s selections.

Road trip!

Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery – Ann Arbor, MI

Ann Arbor, Food Reviews

Blue Tractor | Photo by Ann Arbor Chronicle

If I had one complaint about the food in the Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti area it would be that there are no legit BBQ joints.  I really can’t think of one place in the area that specializes in BBQ, aside from Smoke House Blues which is pretty so so.  Zingerman’s Roadhouse comes close, but it features a lot more than BBQ and costs a pretty penny.  When I found out that the Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery was opening up in Ann Arbor, I couldn’t wait to visit and see if my wishes were answered.  How do you survive without good BBQ within driving distance?  How has this area, which has pretty much any kind of food you could ever want, existed without BBQ?  The guys who brought you Grizzly Peak and Cafe Habana have come to our rescue.

This is a definite Southern style place. From Carolina BBQ to fried green tomatoes, it screams down home deliciousness.  The atmosphere of this place is pretty nice. It’s a cozy, trendy, dark little pub with that Southern flair (unfinished wood paneling, random tractor paraphernalia on the wall). There are giant casks of beer above the bar that help add to the rustic feel.  I’d say there are probably only about 20 tables in the entire restaurant.  I’ve been to some of the better BBQ joints down South, and the Blue Tractor is obviously trying to emulate that atmosphere while adding a modern feel.  It works to a point, but doesn’t exactly trick you into thinking you’re not eating in downtown Ann Arbor.

My meal began with the soup of the day, which was a Chicken Corn Chowder.  This wasn’t anything incredible but it was a pretty tasty soup.  I wouldn’t rush to order it again, but it definitely wasn’t the worst soup I’ve ever had.

Chicken Corn Chowder

There are a lot of good looking appetizers to choose from, but we went with the Artichoke Dip, which is made with Swiss cheese and served with fry bread.  This dip looks exactly the way it tasted.  Delicious.  It was a lot heartier than your average artichoke dip and will fill you up before you get your dinner if you’re not careful.  A lot of the appetizers look like they have potential, but I have to recommend this one.

Artichoke Dip

For dinner one of the obvious choices is the Beer Can Chicken.  If you’ve never had beer can chicken, you need to stop reading this right now and figure out a way to get yourself some.  Basically you stick a chicken on top of a half filled can of beer with some added seasonings, throw it in the oven, and the steam from the beer moistens and adds flavor to the chicken.  Blue Tractor slow cooks a free range chicken over the beer can, chargrills it, and bastes it with Bock barbecue sauce.  It’s served with a side Bourbon baked beans and buttermilk mashers.  This is some serious food porn.  The chicken comes perfectly cooked, and the barbecue sauce is plentiful.

Beer Can Chicken

While I was looking around the menu a lot of items caught my eye, but none more than the Buffalo-Style Mac and Cheese.  I know I’m at a BBQ restaurant and everything, but I couldn’t turn this down.  It’s made with a blue cheese sauce, chicken cooked in red hot, and topped with chives.  What I got blew my mind.  I seriously couldn’t start eating for a few minutes because I didn’t want to disturb such a beautiful sight.  Thankfully I bring a camera with me to restaurants and I can now savor this image forever.  This isn’t your everyday mac and cheese.  If you can finish this entire bowl in one sitting, then you get some major respect from me.  The blue cheese sauce is incredibly rich, and the chicken is spicy and delicious.  I couldn’t help but mix the chicken and the hot sauce in with the macaroni and create a big sloppy mess.  Good god this was delicious.

Buffalo Style Mac and Cheese

Buffalo Style Mac and Cheese

They also brew all of their own beers in house, but it was lunch time and my drinking problem hasn’t reached that level yet.  I will for sure be making another visit and will give them a try then.  As far as the food goes, I have to recommend the Blue Tractor to anyone who likes BBQ or just good food in general.

Blue Tractor BBQ & Brewery on Urbanspoon

Epic Portions = Taco Bell Complaint Site – Part 3

Randoms

This is by far the best one yet.  It’s hard to believe this is real.

I get messages from random people about their bad experiences at various Taco Bell locations.  For some reason, they think I am affiliated with Tbell in some way.  It’s pretty damn amusing.

From beevo420,

russells point ohio store,,, the manager is a rude stupid person , i had to go back and DEMAND my money back,, while the whole time the manager is yelling at me , wanting to know what i ordered,,, at this time just wanted my money back,, this was the second day in a row that my order was wrong again!! i stated to her , just give me my money back and i wont be back, she says:: dont come back to my store!! rude, unprofessional, what a crock ,, and taco bell is suppose to be so great,, i say WRONG,, I’LL NEVER GO BACK TO ANY OF TACO BELLS STORES,,, im 50 yrs old , and when i get disrespected such as i did,,, ALL DONE AND I WILL TELL EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT THIS INCIDENT,WE ALL ARE TIRED OF BEIN SCREWED, START TRAINING YER EMPLOYEES HOW TO TALK TO PPL,, U SUCK!!!


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