Tag: bacon

  • BLT Heaven. Merritt’s Grill – Chapel Hill, NC

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    In the back of this glorious southern store is a sandwhich counter that might make the best BLT on earth.

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    Evidence? I draw your attention to the Triple Stack:

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    Bacon Lettuce Tomato.  Bacon Lettuce Tomato.  Bacon Lettuce Tomato...
    Bacon Lettuce Tomato. Bacon Lettuce Tomato. Bacon Lettuce Tomato…

    If that didn’t get your motor going, let me offer a theory as to why these things are so good.
    #1) Toasted bread. Good quality bread too…BLTs usually suffer from low quality bread that gets soggy under the weight of juicy tomatoes. Now, while the bread is technically a vehicle for all that B, L, and T – its still important.
    #2) Real good lettuce.
    #3) Real good mayo.  You know, that industrial style mayo, where scientists have somehow devised  a way to fit more fat per tablespoon in it than…well….pure fat.   The future is now!!  And it is delicious.
    #4) Salted tomatoes. This is key.  It also helps counteract the water in the tomatoes.
    #5) Bacon so good it will make you want to visit your local hog farm to personally thank the pig and farmer for making America and your sandwich a better place.

    Just a theory….  Oh yeah, can’t forget the equally impressive double stack (for those on a strict diet).

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    Merrit’s Grill
    1009 S Columbia St
    Chapel Hill, NC 27514
    (919) 942-4897
    merrittsstoreandgrill.com

  • Bacon Gone too Far…

    Mother of God…when will this end?

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    Imagine the pimples you’d get later that night….

  • Meatini/Serial Killer

    I’m a fan of when people decide to take it upon themselves to build random objects and/or structures out of bacon.  It’s just great fun for the whole family.  Today,  I’m browsing the internet, and I come across the Meatini, which is a martini glass made out of bacon with scrambled eggs inside.  The first word that comes to my mind is, “Genius”.  Take a look, and I dare you to think otherwise:

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    I took it upon myself to find out what genius decided to create this.  Surely it was a student at Yale or perhaps Harvard, or  a past Nobel Prize winner.  What I found horrified me.  This beautiful creation was made by a serial killer with a dangerously inappropriate shirt on.   Don’t believe me?  I have proof.

    Looking batshit nuts crazy el loco insane in the membrane:

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    And if that wasn’t enough, the guy kidnapped someone’s child and is force feeding it meat with some strange woman:

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    I pray for this child’s safety and hope the proper authorities recover her soon so that she may be re-united with her family.  If you have an information on her wherabouts, please contact your local authorities.