Oh. My. God. No Words. I bet it does taste like crazy alcohol rainbow pig. I bet it does.
Tag: chili
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Peanut Butter and Chocolate Chili in Taylor, MI
For the longest time, my friend Sarah “Blacked Out” Caudill has been telling me about this down river restaurant that serves chili made with peanut butter and chocolate. As someone who likes eating foods with strange ingredients, this had me interested. I’ve made chili with all kinds of things, including chocolate and beer, but I had never heard of a chili made with peanut butter. About a week ago, we finally got a chance to check the place out. It involved going to Taylor, MI but I felt like it could be worth it. Hell, there was even a chance we would run into Steve Avery, who for some reason is not considered a hero in this city. That baffles me.
I was surprised to find that the Matador, which is the name of the restaurant in case you were wondering, is actually a tiny Mexican joint. “Blacked Out” Sarah had only mentioned to me that the place serves peanut butter and chocolate chili. Nothing about Mexican food. She must’ve been blacked out every time we spoke about it, I guess. The inside was small and dark, with no booths and a single TV hung from the corner of the wall. I had no doubt that the waitresses were lifelong Taylor residents.
I gazed at the menu and saw the chili that I had come for. It was described exactly as “Blacked” Out Sarah had described to me. I demanded that the waitress bring me a cup of this black gold as quickly as possible. Seeing the possibility that I had a career, a house and working plumbing, the waitress saw her opportunity to get out of Taylor and sprinted to the kitchen to retrieve my chili. She brought it back and I thanked her for her kind service. She stood there staring at me, which was a little awkward, so I had to tell her to leave for exactly 12 minutes while I enjoyed my chili. She obeyed.
Peanut Butter and Chocolate Chili The chili was actually incredibly delicious. It’s not like the chili tasted anything like peanut butter or chocolate. They both simply contributed to a chili that had a very unique taste. It was a thick, dark chili and I have to come expect from Mexican restaurants. Ground beef and cheese sat at the bottom of the cup, and when you mix everything together it lightens up a bit. I was very impressed by the chili, but disappointed that I had only ordered a cup. The waitress offered me a free chili refill, but I politely declined. I told her that I would be having her finest Mexican sandwich for dinner. She sprinted off to the kitchen and I resumed eating my chips and salsa.
Mexican Sandwich AKA Pile of Slop The Mexican sandwich is one of my favorite things to order at lesser authentic resutraunts. It’s basically a pile of slop, layered throughout a few tortillas. Matador’s Mexican sandwich certainly did not disappoint in the slop department. In fact, this is quite possibly the biggest, sloppiest Mexican sandwich I have ever had. The taste wasn’t too bad either. Their idea of a Mexican sandwich involved a pork stew that was poured throughout the sandwich. The stew had large pieces of pork and was pretty flavorful. Definitely more impressive than your normal shredded chicken or ground beef Mexican sandwich.
All in all, not a bad little joint. Especially for Taylor.
Oh, and I married the waitress.
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Bill’s Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI
In this area, most people head to Ann Arbor for their dining choices. Some people like to stick around Ypsilanti and visit Sidetrack or Aubree’s. I can’t argue with any of these choices, but when it comes to really good local joints you just can’t beat a trip down Michigan Ave. Sure, you may feel like you’re in a bit of an odd(for some people, scary) area on your way there but once you reach Gabriel’s Hoagies, Roy’s Squeeze-Inn or Los Amigos you’ll feel like you’re in food heaven. These are some of the few businesses on this strip that remain from the 1950’s and before, and are offering not only great food, but an experience that you just can’t find many other places.
Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI Right across the street from Gabriel’s and Roy’s sits Bill’s Drive-In, which like both places, has fed locals for 50+ years(since 1935, to be exact). The building looks like a tiny mustard colored house surrounded by a parking lot, but two windows at the front and crooked signage indicating hot dogs and root beer let you know that this little house is actually a hot dog stand. Pull in, but don’t get out of your car. An attendant will be at your car within one minute and they do not serve customers at the front window.
There are no menus at Bill’s. If you’re not sure what you want, the attendant will quickly tell you what they offer. Hot dogs with or without chili, topped with your choice of onions, cheese, or mustard. Loose burgers are also offered. There is homemade root beer to drink, and potato chips if you need a side. If that’s not simple enough for you then I think you may have some sort of problem. If you need something else other than that, I just don’t think Bill’s isn’t for you. This isn’t Pink’s or any kind of fancy Hollywood hot dog stand. They don’t need any other items. Their menu is perfect.
Chili Dog from Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI Order a dog or two with chili and a large root beer. It will only cost you about $3.00. Open the paper wrap and you’ll find a steamed white bun that is shorter than the hot dog. The hot dog is cooked by boiling and kept warm by steam. The dogs are naturally cased and while they don’t have as much snap as I would normally like, the flavor makes it completely OK. The chili is very unique. Not quite Coney chili, but not like.. Well, it’s hard to explain. It’s definitely tomato rich and a little spicier than most Coney chili. They have gotten the chili to hot dog ratio perfect and the ratio is consistent on every order. The dog is topped with plenty of chili, but just not enough to spill all over your lap while eating it in your car.
Homemade Root Beer from Bill's Drive-In – Ypsilanti, MI The hot dogs and chili are delicious, but the real star of Bill’s Drive-In is the root beer. Believe me when I tell you that this is the best root beer you will ever had. I have traveled thousands of miles on a quest to find the worlds’ best root beer. I haven’t really, but I’ve tried a lot of root beer in my life and this is by far the best. There’s not even a close second. The root beer is rich, creamy, a little syrupy, with a nice bite to the finish. It’s the definition of legit. You just can’t get root beet like this anywhere else, especially in a bottle or can. Next time you visit, ask to take a gallon home with you. It comes in a simple milk jug and will be gone in 24 hours. You’ll thank me later.
Bill’s is another example of the great good that exists in this area if you look for it. It’s not exactly a hidden gem, but most people would have to venture out farther than they usually go for a meal to find it. Do some research and you will find places, such as Bill’s, which offers so much more appeal and history than simply going to a chain restaurant and eating something that has little thought and process behind it.
