Tag: fat

  • Jared is Fat Once Again…

    Apparently he was on his way to promote the launch of the chain’s new Footlong Chocolate Brownie and Cream Cheese Frosting on Wheat.  Looks like he’s been doing plenty of taste testing before the big launch.  A person’s weight gain has never made me happier.

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  • The Widowmaker

    The winner of the “So you think you’ve got bad gas now?” competition…I present the Widowmaker….

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    This was shamelessly borrowed from Thisiswhyyou’refat.  Click the link to read the ingredients…have your trash can/liposuction doctor ready.

  • The Meat Baby

    I know, I know.  I’m supposed to eating vegetables.  I just couldn’t help wanting to pick this baby up with a pitchfork and eating it.  Damn you, thisiswhyyourefat.com.  Damn you.

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