Tag: gummy bears

  • Gummy Bears = My Kind of Medicine!

    Start your morning off right!
    Start your morning off right with a handful of these puppies!

    Gummy bears have been getting a bad rap lately, what with all the death and horror seen in the last post.  However, according to a pharmacist friend, if you double the dose of these kids vitamins – voila! – you’ve got yourself a nice multi-vitamin.  Now, this advice may be completely wrong and kill me someday – but at least I can’t wait to take my vitamins.

    For you ladies – the calcium vitamins resemble the consistency of sour-patch kids, but still sweet.  Candy that’s good for you?!  I got a case from CostCo and I’m ready to live forever.

  • Gummy Bears = Pure Evil

    I was always under the impression that Gummy Bears were simply a delicious and fruity snack.  It turns out, according to Google Images, these bears are murdering psychopaths.

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    The worst thing seems to be the Bears’ lack of remorse for these killings.  Observe:

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    What the hell.