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  • Vegan Cooking…..?????

    Vegan cooking.  The only thing that’s more unfamiliar to me than cooking without the addition of cheese or meat are the rules of soccer.  I’ve always wondered why I would watch soccer when I have football, the same way I’ve wondered why I would cook with vegetables when I have meat.   Recently I’ve taken a shot at a few vegan dinners for Stephanie, my vegan girlfriend, and things have turned out pretty well so far.  I’m someone who has a genuine interest in anything having to do with cooking and food, so trying to cook with ingredients that do not involve my two favorite things in the world (meat and dairy) has actually become a pretty fun challenge for me.  I often spend over an hour at the grocery store visiting every aisle twice, so actually reading through ingredient labels only extends my shopping time.  Great success.

    When I first started attempting to cook vegan, I relied too much on imitation meats and trying to create alternate versions of meat based dishes..  While I give Morningstar and other vegetarian/vegan food companies credit on some of their stuff, the majority of it tastes like complete shit.  It was a little creepy to me how much the vegetarian chicken tenders tasted like actually chicken tenders, and also creepy how much the grilled chicken strips tasted exactly like tofu.    I’ve learned that being creative with ingredients and ideas is the best way to come up with a dish, rather than trying to rely on someone else’s meatless version of meat.

    Let me stress again that I love meat and cheese.  They are like my best friends that happen to be edible.  I was not receptive to the idea of the vegan lifestyle, but like I said before it’s been fun for me.  I still eat my bacon, but I’ve added about 100 new things to the list of foods that enter my stomach.

    My most recent endeavor was Cajun chickpea patties, dairy free mashed potatoes, a little side salad, and homemade garlic bread.  This was the first time I had ever made mashed potatoes without adding some sort of dairy product, so I was a little nervous.  To me, perfect mashed potatoes achieve a perfect balance of chunkiness and creaminess.  That’s why I always like to hand mash my taters.  No fancy mixer in this kitchen.   Also, I tend to just buy garlic bread from the store instead of making it myself.  I’ve never been able to make garlic bread that’s better than store bought, so I have always just stuck with that.  Shocker, every store bought garlic bread contains some form of dairy.  Had to get creative.

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    The chickpea patties don’t look too amazing, but I promise you that they are absolutely delicious.  Chickpeas have always been in my diet, due to my frequent flafel consumption, but I had never cooked with them.  They are very filling, even for a heavy meat eater like myself, and very nutritious.  I can’t believe I just said that.  They contain a very high amount of protein, and almost as much calcium as milk.

    The mashed potatoes turned out incredibly well.  I used a margarine replacement product which oddly tastes better than actual butter.  To make up for the lack of creaminess, I roasted some garlic, smashed it up, and mixed it into the potatoes.  Don’t know how to roast garlic?  Well, heat your oven up to about 475, drizzle oil over a head of garlic, cover in tin foil, and leave in the oven until  soft.  I often roast garlic in my apartment just for the smell.  Actually, I don’t ever do that.  It just sounds nice.  But yeah, the potatoes were delicious with only garlic, salt, and pepper.

    The garlic bread is just a store bought loaf baked at 375 until crispy.  I cut it up, put the pieces in a pan heated up with olive oil for about 30-45 seconds on each side to add a little crispyess, and rubbed with a clove of garlic.  If you’re a fan of garlic like I am, this is a great way to make your own garlic bread with as much garlic flavor as you like.

    If you’re interested in trying these out, he’s my recipe.  I don’t usually eat anything resembling this meal, but if you’re interested in trying something new this is a good way to start.  If you would’ve told me a few months ago that I would be attempting to cook vegan, I would’ve laughed at you.  Buuuut, the ladies will make you do weird things.

    Oh, and for the first time I actually measured everything.

    INGREDIENTS

    Makes 12 small patties, or 4 large ones.

    – 1 tbsp olive oil
    – 1/4 cup diced onion
    – 1/4 cup diced green pepper
    – 1 celery stalk, diced
    – 2 cloves minced garlic
    – 1 280z can chickpeas (drained)
    – 1 tsp thyme
    – 1 tsp paprika
    – 1 tsp cumin
    – cayenne pepper – I used about 2 tsp, but I like things spicy.
    – dash hot sauce – Again, I used more but I like things spicy
    – 2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
    – 2 tbsp flour
    – 1 tbsp cornstarch
    – salt and pepper to taste
    – olive oil for cooking

    COOKING

    1. Heat the olive oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Saute onion, green pepper, garlic and celery until softened/browned. Enjoy the smell of your home.  Remove from heat.
    2. Place the chickpeas in a food processor along with the onion mixture. Pulse until chickpeas are no longer whole, but don’t process them too much. Place chickpeas in a bowl and add spices, hot sauce, and parsley. Mix well. Add flour and cornstarch and mix well. Place in the fridge for 30 mins or so.
    3. Heat oil in a frying pan over med/med-hi heat. Shape chickpea mixture into 12 or 4 patties and fry in batches, about 2-3 mins per side, or until crispy and browned. Flip a few times if they are browning too quickly. If you have trouble forming the patties, add some more cornstarch to hold it all together.
    One thing I should mention is that if you have trouble with the inside being a bit too mushy, cook the patties in the oven on 350 degrees for about 10 minutes before frying.  This will give you guaranteed even cooking all the way through.
  • The Timpano

    After a rough couple of days filled with exams and work, I am back with something very special.  I had a few people over for the Michigan vs. Michigan State game this past weekend, and decided that I was going to cook.  Actually, not just cook, but go all out.  It’s been a while since I actually threw something together that isn’t fajitas, or spaghetti.  A week or so ago, I shared with you one of the most beautiful creations I have ever seen, the Timpano.  I’ve been trying to shed some of the pounds that this damn blog has added to my frame, so food like this has literally become pornography for me.  It just so happens that as of this week I have lost 20 pounds, so it became time to waste all of the hard work that I have put in.  The Timpano was on.

    I first saw one of these one The Food in my Beard.  That guy makes this entire thing from scratch.  I’m just not that motivated.  Most of what you see here is store bought.

    First, I rolled out a puff pastry and lined the bottom of a pan with it.  Make sure you put plenty of butter along the bottom or this thing isn’t coming out.

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    Next, it was time to start cooking.  You’re looking at chicken, meatballs cooking in marinara, two types of pasta(rigatoni with white sauce, spaghetti with marinara), and mozzarella sticks are out of site in the oven.

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    I wanted to make chicken parm, but like an idiot I forgot to pick up bread crumbs.  Instead I seasoned the hell out of the chicken and drudged it in flour to give a little bit of crisp.

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    The meatballs were frozen store bought, but cooking them in a good red sauce makes them VERY tasty.  I wouldn’t ever recommend cooking these guys in the oven.

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    Time to start layering.  Started off with the rigatoni with the white sauce.  Once you finish cooking this in the oven and dump it out of the pan, this is going to be your top layer.  Make sure you are pressing down on the top of each layer.

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    Next I lined the meatballs up on top of the rigatoni.  Like a real genius I forgot to get it on camera until I had begun adding the spaghetti.  The spaghetti goes on top of the meatballs.  See?

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    After the layer of spaghetti I threw on the mozzarella sticks.  I would never make a Timpano without these.  Man they were tasty.

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    Next I added the chicken breasts and realized that my layering was off.  Whoops!  Better luck next time.  I also threw on a few slices of provolone.  Why not?

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    Another sheet of rolled puff pastry, and this thing is done.

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    Cut some slits in the top and into the oven for about an hour on 375 degrees.

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    I have no words for what you are about to see.

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    This thing was incredible.  See all that white gooeyness at the bottom?  That’s mozarella sticks and provolone melted over chicken.  I really think you could stuff anything inside of this and it would be delicious.

  • This Diet May End…

    Upon browsing through what may be my new favorite blog, I found what may be the downfall of this diet of mine.  This needs to be made at my household, and unfortunately I may need to invite some meat eaters over to help crush it.  Feast your eyes on the Timpano, and visit The Food in my Beard for cooking instructions.

    Just a quick play by play.. From the top that’s pasta with alfredo sauce, pasta with marinara, italian sausage, mozzarella sticks and meat balls mixed in, and chicken parm on the bottom.  All that deliciousness is surrounded in a puff pastry.  Sweet jesus.

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