Tag: review

  • Vicente Cuban Cuisine – Detroit, MI

    You’ve probably heard me say this many times, but Detroit is currently offering some of the best food in the country.  I don’t think the city gets enough credit for the high quality cuisine that is available.  I’m fortunate enough to be a 45 minute drive on I-94 away from a culinary goldmine.

    I had the privilege of visiting Vicente Cuban Cuisine in Detroit this past weekend.  It’s not the easiest thing in the world to find a good Cuban joint, but when Cuban cuisine is done right, it is easily among my favorite foods.  The combination of Spanish, Caribbean and even some African influences make for some incredible flavors that usually come in plentiful, sometimes even epic, portions.  I have eaten at Cuban restaurants in Key West, FL, which boasts of having some of the best Cuban food outside of the island itself, and I have to say that Vicente tops those easily.

    Vicente was opened up by a family who immigrated to the U.S. from Cuba in 1967.    The decor and atmosphere is simple but perfect – not too overdone, like many bullshit ethnic restaurants, but not too simple, like many modern upscale restaurants. Vicente’s menu ranges from classic pressed Cuban sandwiches and home-style Cuban entrees to authentic Spanish entrees and tapas.  Dine inexpensively or go all out and have Cuban or Valencian paellas.  Unfortunately the paellas take 45 mins or I would have chosen that as my dinner.

    We started out the meal with a pitcher of white Sangria.  The waiter recommended the white over the red and I couldn’t thank him more.  The white Sangria is the most delicious Sangria I have ever had.  It is a sweet taste with peaches and apples with a cinnamon aftertaste that you can taste on your lips minutes after your drink.  I honestly have never had anything like this, alcoholic or not.  This stuff is legit.  After two glasses we were both, as I like to call it, fuzzy faced.

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    For my starter, I couldn’t pass up on the lobster bisque.   I can’t say more than this was rich and creamy with that great, subtle lobster flavor.  No big chunks of lobster here, just brothy goodness.

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    It was rough actually choosing something for my main course.  Everything on the menu was tempting.  I ended up going with the Pato a la Naranja, which is a semi-boneless half duck which was roasted until golden brown.  It was topped with a Grand Marnier orange sauce which was incredible.  I could drink that sauce for breakfast every morning.  The outside of the duck was crispy, and the inside was nice and juicy which is a change from a lot of tough duck I’ve had in the past.

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    Stephanie went with the Gratinado del Chef.  This dish was by far the most interesting of the night.  It contains shrimp, scallops, and mushrooms sauteed with shallots.  It’s then Flambeed with Spanish brandy in a creamy tomato sauce and served in a puff pastry shell with sauteed vegetables and sweet plantains.  When I saw it on the menu, the puff pastry scared me off, but it soaked up the sauce and went great with the fillings.

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    Rob went with the tapas menu, which turned out to be a good choice.  On the left is the Tamal Cubano, which is a homemade Cuban corn tamale with bits of pork meat and topped with onions and garlic mojo, and I honestly can’t remember what the dish on the right is.  Sorry to drop the ball on that one, but when you’re having a meal as good as this one you mess up a note every now and then.  The Sangria could have played a part in that as well.

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    Lisa went with Comarones Crillos, which is Jumbo shrimp sauteed in olive oil, minced garlic, white wine, lemon juice, red pepper flakes, and parsley flakes and served with white rice, sweet plantain, and avocado salad.  I have a thing with shrimp, and it involves crying.  Thankfully, Lisa took this picture because I was feeling a little emotional.

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  • Tart Yogurt gone Krazy! Mr. Yogato – Washington, D.C.

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    The tart yogurt craze seems to be sweeping the nation.  One particularly neat spot is Mr. Yogato, a novel frozen yogurt place in D.C. and Baltimore (although there may be more!).  This is a pretty interesting idea – give customers a couple of different flavors of yogurt, and then bring out their inner child by giving them the option of topping it with 50 different types of candies, fruits, cereals, chocolates, or anything else your little, sugar-crazed hearts desire!

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    Willy Wonka has nothing on this

    Some of the rules in this place can help you get nearly free FroYo, or actually add to the cost (don’t get the trivia questions wrong!).  Anyone remember the Poison Cup Speech?  Tried to build up confidence while waiting in line…

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    Gummi bears, mochi, and Mandarin orange slices on this little number
    Gummi bears, mochi, and Mandarin orange slices on this little number. Also note the Nintendo Classic in the background. Nothin quite like eating FroYo and playing Duck Hunt. Nothing at all. Gold stars to whoever can ID games in this blurry photo.

    Things can get a little weird though…

    Free toppings include all manners of sprinkles and classic ice cream toppings.  Notables also include bacon bits and balsamic vinegar.  Yeah.  Vinegar and ice cream.  Different strokes, right?
    Free toppings include all manners of sprinkles and classic ice cream toppings. Notables also include bacon bits and balsamic vinegar. Yeah. Vinegar and ice cream. Different strokes, right?

    Variety is the spice of life, and with this kind of yogurt, the world is your sugar-filled oyster!

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    Mr Yogato
    1515 17th Street NW
    Washington, DC 20036
    202.629.3531
    http://www.mryogato.com/

  • Worst Shots Ever – Mulligan’s Bar and Restaurant – Cheboygan, MI

    Oh lordie. It’s not every day that you come across the type of sadistically creative brainpower necessary to craft really, really bad drinks. Then came the good folks at Mulligan’s – an up-beat bar and grill in the small, northern Michigan town of Cheboygan (Pop. 5,295).

    Not good at golf? Don’t want to play but miss the embarrassment, anger and lighter wallet that comes with shooting a crappy round?   Then follow the wisdom of Golf Legend John Daly, and head on over to Mulligan’s and take a whole bunch of shots. The following is quoted directly from the menu.  Trust me, I could (and would) never expose the world to these kind of alcoholic travesties [and awful innuendo]:

    Here’s 18 punishing shots for all 18 gruesome holes.

    #1 Mulligan: Gin, cream and a pickled jalapeño. Hey…we saw that. Try again.
    #2 In the Woods: Peach Schnapps & ketchup. Forget finding your ball…find a toilet.
    #3 Duck Hook: Jaegermeister & warm olive juice. You’ll be veering left too…righty.
    #4 Wiffer: Coconut rum & Tabasco. The penalty for missing altogether.
    #5 Wrong Hole: Kahlua & Mountain Dew. It’s green, but the wrong green.
    #6 Sand Trap: Salt, pepper & scotch. Gritty…and you’ll regret it.
    #7 Water Hazard: Just water. Or is it? Take a drop.
    #8 Beaver Divot: Crème de Cacao & tomato juice. Remember to replace it.
    #9 The Shank: Beer, wine and milk. Your shot was bad. This one’s worse.
    #10 Stinger: Rumplemintz and clam juice. Ouch…that hurt.
    #11 In and Out: Bitters and Kahlua. Almost…keep it in the hole here.
    #12 FORE!!!: The house’s secret recipe. Watch out!…and sign the release form.
    #13 Worm Burner: Cinnamon Schnapps & Bloody Mary Mix. Need more loft?
    #14 Triple Bogey: Three ingredients the bartender picks. It pays to tip well.
    #15 Tree Knocker: Dry Vermouth and Apple Pucker. Don’t say you meant to do that.
    #16 Snowman: Grapefruit juice, bitters and Jaegermeister. Great #%$~ shot!
    #17 Fried Egg: Milk, 151, and 99 Bananas…Make sure you follow though!
    #18 The 18th Hole: Hot Sauce & Galliano. You’ve choked on the last 17, why stop now?

    Our suggestion? Instead of wagering your hard earned money at the links, come to Mulligan’s and
    make your buddies pay for losing in a whole new way.   Shoot all 18 and get your
    free Bad Shot glass, a Mulligan’s Bad Shot shirt, and you become a Mulligans Legend!

    Now – all shots are $2.50 according to the menu.  Question – $2.50 each, or $2.50 for all of them..together?  How much would you pay for this kind of pain?

    Mulligan’s
    320 North Main Street
    Cheboygan, MI 49721
    231-627-2459
    http://www.goodfoodbadshots.com/