Epic Portions

Tag: twitter

  • Guy Fieri Makes it too Easy

    I’ll be honest, I follow Guy Fieri on Twiter.  It’s not because I’m interested in all things Guy Fieri.  It’s so I can reply to every Tweet I see from him with “shut up.”   Call it chidlish, but I challenge you to follow the guy and not think the exact same thing in your head.  I’m just doing my part.

    In Guy’s most recent Tweet, he felt the need to let Ryan Seacrest know that he was looking forward to doin his show tomorrow, and how kewl it will be.  Seriously, when was the last time anyone said “kewl”?   Why does he say Hey RS, then include @RyanSeacrest right after it?  Any Why is Guy Fieri sending his Tweets VIA text?????  Does Guy Fieri not own a cell phone that supports a Twitter app?  I’m so confused.

  • Athletes + Twitter + Food = This Post

    With training camp beginning for NFL teams, I’ve noticed an abundance of player documenting their eating habits via Twitter.  This is great for me because I do the same exact thing.  For the purpose of attempting to post interesting things to keep you visiting Epic Portions, I present to you the re-posting of pictures from athletes’ Twitter accounts.  Settle down, I know it’s exciting.

    First up…..

    Chad Ochocinco(formerly Chad Johnson), wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, is a dedicated user of Twitter.  His promise to Tweet during games is being heavily looked into by the NFL.  The reason I speak of Mr. 85 is that his daily Tweet routine also includes the eating habits of himself and Bengal teammates, his love for McDonalds, and somehow cooking at Japanese restaurants.

    Carson Palmer eating oatmeal and fruit
    Carson Palmer eating oatmeal and fruit
    85's lunch
    85's lunch
    The most incredible fruit spread I have ever seen
    The most incredible fruit spread I have ever seen
    Tator tots for lunch
    Tator tots for lunch

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    Somehow cooking at Benihana..????
    Somehow cooking at Benihana..????