Tios’ World Famous* Wet Burrito

by John on May 12, 2010 · 14 comments

Since I am currently in the middle of an intense boycott of Tios’ Mexican Cafe, there has never been a way for me to share with the readers who do not reside in Ann Arbor the absolute horror that is their food.  That ends now.  Some poor soul went and paid $10.00 for one of their world famous* wet burritos and snapped a picture of it.  (thanks uchian)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Tios’ Mexican Cafe’s world famous* wet burrito.

World Famously Terrible

Now all we need is for the Ann Arbor location to go under.  Hmm, wonder if they’ll blame the new location going out of business on Ann Arbor’s economy like they did after the Ypsilanti one closed.  It couldn’t possibly be that the food is awful.  No way.

If you’re unfamiliar with my hatred for Tios Mexican Cafe, I urge you to review the battle archives.

* – denotes bullshit

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Teracey May 12, 2010 at 3:37 am

Bleh, that thing looks horrible! I don’t live up there, but if I’m ever visiting, I’m staying as far away as possible from Tio’s!

Kyrie May 12, 2010 at 9:24 am

Hey just an fyi the first two links your posted are the same links to a flickr account. Im guessing the 1st one is meant to be but the 2nd one seems wrong.

John May 12, 2010 at 11:26 am

Fixed. Thanks for the heads up, Kyrie.

Kyrie May 12, 2010 at 5:57 pm

Glad I could help :)

wouldibuyitagain May 13, 2010 at 9:01 pm

have they contacted you yet? Just being nosey.

John May 13, 2010 at 9:13 pm

Still no word. The war will continue. I have one more location to shut down.

Elizabeth May 17, 2010 at 1:41 pm

DUDE! Did you see that Tios won the Current’s Best of Washtenaw County award for Best Mexican? I can’t make this shit up.


John May 17, 2010 at 2:22 pm

How they continue to win awards is beyond me.

RW February 28, 2011 at 6:26 pm

I find odd your one man crusade against Tios. I find it odd to the extent that I wonder what ulterior motives you may have. What is motivating you to smear one establishment so relentlessly. most people would just write their negative review and move on, but you have turned this into a vendetta that can not be reasonably explained. Did the owner steal your girlfriend or something? I have never been there, but your articles have inspired me to make the drive to Ann Arbor to see what all of the “anti-hype” is all about. How is anyone supposed to take seriously anything you say when clearly you are not writing from an unbiased mentality?

John February 28, 2011 at 6:35 pm

i feel as though my articles explain my hatred for Tio’s in detail. If you are confused I don’t really know what else to other than make a trip and let me know what you think.

ANTHONY October 14, 2011 at 10:42 pm

@yerrboiJOSEPH I found my victim http://t.co/gK4uFGIz

CORNELIUS October 15, 2011 at 6:34 am

Hey, this is a very nice blog!

LAVERNE October 15, 2011 at 10:38 am

Hey, this is a very nice blog!

KEVIN October 16, 2011 at 4:25 am

Have you ever thought about publishing stuff on your blog?

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