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World’s Largest Lean Cuisine Collection

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I have the distinct privilege of knowing where the world’s largest collection of frozen Lean Cuisine dinners are hidden.  Outside of actual retailers, I would challenge anyone to find a larger stash of these babies…  Yes, mofo, that’s a challenge.

Down a dark staircase....
Down a dark staircase….
You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal...
You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal…
No! Only Lean Cuisines!
No! Only Lean Cuisines!
All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too...
Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too…
But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!
But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!

This is actually my parents’ basement.  When they bought their house, the former owner had this large freezer in the basement and didn’t feel like moving it out.  The freezer has now become a housing for their Lean Cuisine collection, which they are very proud of.  I think they are probably going to be angry with me for putting this on here, but the world needs to know who the number one supporter of Lean Cuisines Inc. is.

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11 responses to “World’s Largest Lean Cuisine Collection”

  1. Katie Avatar
    Katie

    Hahaha WHY do they need so many?! Do they ever eat them?

  2. John Avatar
    John

    Haha yes, but when they go on sale they tend to fill their entire cart.

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  4. Marvo Avatar
    Marvo

    Impressive. But it would be even more impressive they had every single Lean Cuisine frozen meal ever made. It would be a kick ass Lean Cuisine museum.

  5. Devika Avatar
    Devika

    I am not only amazed and impressed at the Lean Cuisines, but also impressed that bloggers from my two favorite blogs (HeatEatReview & The Impulsive Buy) found this as comment-worthy as I did!

  6. Bear Silber Avatar
    Bear Silber

    Dang!!!! What’s their favorite variety?

    How many of those do they go through a day/week?

  7. John Avatar
    John

    I should have explained this in the post but they basically just wait until they go on sale and buy pretty much as many as their cart will fit. They usually eat a salad and a lean cuisine for dinner every night. I don’t think they have gone on sale recently so you are actually looking at a pretty depleted collection.

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  10. kait Avatar
    kait

    No offense, but are they fat? Lean Cuisine obsessors often are.

  11. John Avatar
    John

    First of all, I take great offense to your remarks about my parents.

    No, just kidding. They are actually in really good shape. Just love their Lean Cuisines.

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