Just in case there’s people out there that enjoy prarie fire shots, the McIlhenny Company decided to make a tequila that is infused with their own Tabasco sauce. Observe:
Wow, yeah great idea there. I really missed the taste of those prarie fire shots that some asshole ordered for me on my 21st birthday. I yearned for that burning in my throat followed by the gagging feeling for so many years now. Not only can I drink them at home, but it’s already pre-mixed for me! Fucking brilliant.
Things I would rather drink that Tabasco Tequila:
- Unfiltered water from the Nile River proven to somehow spread HIV
- Water from Mario Batali’s toilet bowl
- The water left over from unfreezing Brendan Frazier in the movie, Encino Man
- Frank’s Red Hot Tequila
I guess the only positive thing is you can finally make those Tapeworm shots, 1 oz. Tabasco Tequila, black pepper, & small portion of Mayonaise, or even my personal favorite the Hot Mexican Hooker, 1 oz Tabasco Tequila & a small portion of Tuna Fish Juice, without much trouble now
Thanks McIlhenny Company!
Comments
4 responses to “Tabasco Tequila. Stop.”
Wrong, just plain wrong.
I would add to the list of things I’d rather drink: The dirty water collected in a wet-vac. Yes, prarie fire is nasty!
God I’m angry. Not only did Tabasco start getting crazy with the garlic and pepper sauces…now they have to go diversifying into liquor too. Sad day for ‘Merika.
Actually, that sounds pretty good. I’d drink this instead of regular cheap tequila.
Could be pretty tasty in a Bloody Maria (same as a Bloody Mary, but tequila instead of vodka).