Fritos for a BJ?

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I know times are tough, but this is ridiculous.  Frito Lays for a BJ?  I’m not sure who got ripped off on this one.  Read on..

From the Smoking Gun

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JUNE 24– Meet Lahoma Sue Smith. The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she “agreed to give him a ‘blow job’ meaning oral sex, for a box of chips.” Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30. Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine.

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3 responses to “Fritos for a BJ?”

  1. cress Avatar
    cress

    So…was he also planning on providing the dip?

  2. RoleModel Avatar
    RoleModel

    So I guess she wanted to get Lay’d?

  3. James Avatar
    James

    Hey! I live in Oklahoma City and now i know where to get a hooker!!! I don’t have any fritos but I do have a half package of oreos and a can-do attitude!
    I’m sure that’ll work.