I’ll be honest, I follow Guy Fieri on Twiter. It’s not because I’m interested in all things Guy Fieri. It’s so I can reply to every Tweet I see from him with “shut up.” Call it chidlish, but I challenge you to follow the guy and not think the exact same thing in your head. I’m just doing my part.
In Guy’s most recent Tweet, he felt the need to let Ryan Seacrest know that he was looking forward to doin his show tomorrow, and how kewl it will be. Seriously, when was the last time anyone said “kewl”? Why does he say Hey RS, then include @RyanSeacrest right after it? Any Why is Guy Fieri sending his Tweets VIA text????? Does Guy Fieri not own a cell phone that supports a Twitter app? I’m so confused.
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6 responses to “Guy Fieri Makes it too Easy”
Doesn’t Guy have a publicist to be his promo-whore? It’s unseemly for someone of his stature to toot his own horn.
Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about for a sec. Nevermind.
Someone forgot to tell Guy that Van Halen called and wants their 80’s party boy cabo-wabo schtick back. He epitomizes the word douche-bag. Truly, he’s right there in the dictionary with his picture by the definition.
dude are you so stupid? Thy never were shnitoog anything. It was a movie consisted of dry-firing the GBB guns and adding SFX. Geez not hard to figure out.
You’ve got to be kidding me-it’s so transparently clear now!
I don’t even know what to say, this made things so much easier!
I can’t believe you’re not playing with me–that was so helpful.