After hearing about Subway’s decision to begin serving breakfast, I planned a long epic rant. I then realized that the pictures circulating around the internet spoke for themselves, and no one in their right mind would buy this crap after seeing what it actually looked like.
Instead, I would like to point you in the direction of Indianapolis Eater’s recent review on WouldIBuyitAgain.
Oh, and to add a little bit of originality I went to Google Translate and translated my feelings into Spanish. Anyone who can translate what the following says earns 1000 cool points from me. Those are hard to come by.
Subway es una estupidez y sirve comida horrible. Cinco pies dólar anhela es la peor canción del mundo. Odio a metro. Si usted come a metro, usted no está comiendo fresco. Usted está comiendo estúpido.
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9 responses to “Subway Breakfast = Stupid”
Thanks for the link!
Yeah, words cannot describe how awful this stuff was. Like I said in my review, I’m not really sure what Subway was thinking when they decided to have breakfast but to each their own, I guess.
Subway is stupid and serves awful food. 5 foot dolar wish is the worst song in the world. I hate Subway. If you eat at subway, you’re not eating fresh, you’re eating stupid.
Subway in Chicago had breakfast when I lived there a few years ago, and it was alright–toasted bun, egg, bacon. Not amazing, but it got the job done. Not sure what the hell that is in the picture.
Not sure what that is either. It looks like two diving boards with veggies in between.
I would much rather toast a cinnamon-raisin bagel in the morning and throw some peanut butter on it! 5 of those for 2 bucks… much better than whatever the heck that is!
Here we go, I got it! Here it is: Subway is stupid and serves terrible food. Five feet longs U.S. dollars is the worst song in the world. I hate Subway. If you eat Subway, you are not eating fresh. You’re eating stupid.
True that. My friends tried to invite me to eat at Subway on Friday. I turned ’em down flat. Subway is digusting & should be eaten if You are starving. Then, you should really try to get to something decent before dropping dead.
I actually like their breakfast subs. If you get the regular Subway bread (6 inch long) and add egg, cheese, and bacon (plus condiments if you’d like), it’s not that bad.
Keep in mind that it has nothing to do with the Subway employees themselves, it has to do with corporate.
The Any Five-Dollar Footlong promotion was a LIMITED-TIME PROMOTION, just like the Chicken Bacon Barbecue sandwich and the garlic spread way back. A year is split up into “windows”, and these promotions are brought out during these windows. The Any Five-Dollar Footlong promotion ended at the end of the last window, and the new Build a Better Breakfast Promotion started this window and will most likely last until the next window begins.
There are still eight Five-Dollar footlongs available for purchase. Seven of these are regulated by corporate, and the eighth is chosen by each individual chain.
The flatbread (as pictured above) really isn’t all that bad. You need to remember that flatbreads absolutely HAVE to be toasted or they retain the carboardy, flat texture that occurs because of refrigeration. Most often than not, the employee should ask you whether or not you want the whole sandwich or the bread toasted, but make sure you get it toasted even if it means making the order without the employee asking you.
I personally am not a big fan of the eggs in the breakfast sandwich because they have a peculiar texture, but the sandwiches are quite good when you put the right things on them(ham, bacon, lettuce, fresh tomatoes, cheese, and honey mustard).
You know, when you customize the sandwiches, it’s a lot better! Put lettuce, tomatoes, spinach, and sauces like the Chipotle Southwest, and suddenly, Subway breakfast seems like genius! You can’t do that at McDonald’s!