Author: John

  • Taco Truck Style Tacos

    I always like traveling somewhere and finding that there is a regular taco truck in that area.  I like it, but it pisses me off that there’s not one by me.  This afternoon I had a craving for an authentic taco made inside of a large automobile so I decided to take matters into my own hands and make my own taco truck style tacos.  I don’t own a large vehicle or the proper cooking equipment to fit inside of one so I had to settle for my kitchen.  While the atmosphere wasn’t the same, I think these turned out pretty damn good.

    First thing I did was buy some nice pork cutlets.  Normally I like to buy an entire shoulder but I was in a rush and had no time to cook it.  Also, I wasn’t hungry enough to take out 8 pounds of tacos.  Lay those badboys out and chop them up into small strips.  I believe I used about 2 1/2 pounds

    Next, throw the strips into a large ziplock bag.  Add about a table spoon of cumin, half a table spoon chili power, a quarter of onion (diced), 3-4 cloves of minced garlic, half cup of tequila and the juice from a half of a lime.  Put that in your refrigerator and let it marinate for about an hour.

    During that hour, I decided to cook up a pepper relish.  I hate the word “relish” but it’s the only thing that fit here.  I minced 3 seranno chilis, a pablano, and an aneheim chili and let them roast in a pan until soft.  I then added a quarter cup of tequila and let it simmer for about 20 mins.

    The relish should cook down to the point where you can see very little liquid.  The tequila should be pretty much cooked out of the mixture.

    After the hour of marinating, take out the pork and cook it on extremely high heat until done.

    After your pork is cooked all the way through, chop up some fresh cilantro.  I feel like that’s the key to the taco truck taste.

    When ready to serve, grab a small tortilla, spread around a little sour cream, add a few pieces of the pork, top that with the pepper relish followed by a sprinkle of cilantro, and add some jack cheese to the top.  Your tacos should look something like this(amazing/beautiful/delicious/incredible/tasty):

    My work here is done.

  • Bacon Vodka

    Ok, so I might have gotten a little carried away with the whole infusing things into vodka over the weekend.  I decided to pay tribute to the current swine flu and make bacon infused vodka.  This process is going to be a little bit easier than the Skittles.  All that happens here is putting cooked bacon and fat into a mason jar, pouring vodka to the top, and letting it sit for a week.  After this, I will put the jar in the freezer for a few hours so the fat rises to the top, remove the fat, and strain several times to remove small bacon bits.  This should be ready to go by Friday and I will be sure to share the results with you.  I’m sure you’re VERY excited after seeing this picture.

  • National Foodbeast Day

    I like to eat.  A lot.  If you hadn’t figured that out yet, then I think there just might possibly be something wrong with you.  That being said, I would like to support a fellow food blogger’s creation of National Foodbeast Day on May6th, 2009. Over at Foodbeast, they have created a day encouraging you to eat crazy, forget about your diet, eat at your favorite restaurant, or splurge if you’re on a budget.  While I tend to live by Foodbeast Day’s principles on a daily basis, I encourage all of you to participate and enjoy this day of food.  For more details, click on their banner.