Author: John

  • Diet Coke. With Bacon.

    I don’t really have an explanation or any kind of witty story to go with this. I simply found it on Foodbeast. It’s Diet Coke.  With Bacon.  I wonder how that would taste?   Wait, no I don’t.  It would taste delicious.  I’m sure of it.  I think I might actually try this..

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    This has just given me the bright idea of infusing bacon into vodka.  Does it make me an alcoholic that I see a Diet Coke with Bacon and it makes me want to infuse bacon into Vodka?

  • Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

    Just watch the video.  You don’t need an introduction from me.  Please watch it.  You will laugh.

  • World’s Largest Lean Cuisine Collection

    I have the distinct privilege of knowing where the world’s largest collection of frozen Lean Cuisine dinners are hidden.  Outside of actual retailers, I would challenge anyone to find a larger stash of these babies…  Yes, mofo, that’s a challenge.

    Down a dark staircase....
    Down a dark staircase….
    You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal...
    You come across a large freezer which you assume contains a large, dead animal…
    No!  Only Lean Cuisines!
    No! Only Lean Cuisines!
    All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
    All Lean Cuisines!!!!!!!!
    Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too...
    Ok, well a few Morning Star veggie burgers too…
    But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!
    But mostly Lean Cuisines!!!!!

    This is actually my parents’ basement.  When they bought their house, the former owner had this large freezer in the basement and didn’t feel like moving it out.  The freezer has now become a housing for their Lean Cuisine collection, which they are very proud of.  I think they are probably going to be angry with me for putting this on here, but the world needs to know who the number one supporter of Lean Cuisines Inc. is.